LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem
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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of mattress shopping and dive into a world of blocky adventures! why waste time laying on uncomfortable mattresses when you can be crafting, building, and exploring with us?
our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows, who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. but beware, there are also evil mobs like the dreaded creeper king who will try to stop you at every turn.
build your own castle, mine for rare ores, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the forces of darkness. with our friendly community and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave! so come join us and say goodbye to mattress shopping forever!

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One Life RPG – Whitelisted – NA-E Hardcore Modded

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One Life RPG – a survival smp with a twist.

A modded medieval-themed survival server where death is permanent unless revived! Explore custom biomes, dungeons, and RPG progression while working together to survive.

18+ ONLY!

Features:

Features:	One life, one chance – if you die, you’re out unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival.
	Overhauled nether & end, dynamic lunar events, and dungeons with difficulty scaling based on location.
	Medieval-themed armor & weapons, plus end-game gear with unique effects. Keep your style with vanity slots.
	Earn medieval titles the longer you play, expand your land by buying chunks from villagers or ranking up through playtime, and level up skills with levelz to grow stronger.

No PvP – just survival & exploration – work together, respect claims, and enjoy the adventure with friends.
Whitelisted – join the discord and follow the server rules to get started!

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FAQ

1. Is this server PvP-focused?

No, this server is focused on survival and exploration. PvP is not enabled.

2. How does the one life mechanic work?

If your character dies, they are out of the game unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival event.

3. Can I play on this server if I am under 18?

No, this server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

Claw Machine Madness
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join this epic minecraft server where the claw machine is the ultimate boss battle! imagine fighting against a giant claw that can grab you and toss you around like a ragdoll. but don’t worry, you can team up with your friends and use your mining skills to craft a special anti-claw potion to weaken its grip.
not only that, but this server also has a secret underground world where you can mine for rare diamonds while avoiding deadly traps set by mischievous toy soldiers.
if you’re brave enough to face the claw machine and conquer the underground world, then this server is perfect for you! come join us for a wild adventure like no other. just be careful not to get too caught up in the magic, or you might start believing your own toys are coming to life.

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BlockyBliss
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Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a magical forest filled with talking animals and dancing pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCommunistLand
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Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!
On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

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MathCraft: School vs Real Life
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so, like, u ever feel like ur brain is a potato when u do math in school? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got math that’s so wacky and wild, it’ll make ur brain explode with confusion and laughter at the same time!
imagine this: u gotta solve math problems while dodging lava, creepers, and flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, flying pigs! and if u get the answer wrong, u gotta jump into a pool of slime! it’s like a math class on steroids, but way more fun!
plus, we got a secret level where u gotta solve math problems to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons! it’s like a math adventure, but with a twist of danger and excitement!
so, if u wanna level up ur math skills while having a blast, join our server now! who knew math could be this insane and hilarious? come join the madness, my friend!

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Whale Poop Fertilizes Oceans | No Whales, No Life
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come join our minecraft server, where we have WHALES POOPIN IRON everywhere! yea u heard that right, iron poop! imagine the possibilities, build ur house out of whale poop iron blocks and become the richest player on the server!
we got a whole ecosystem goin on here, with whales pooping out iron to help fertilize the oceans and keep everything in balance. but watch out for those pesky commercial hunters tryna take out our precious iron-pooping whales, we gotta protect them at all costs!
so come on down and join the fun, build, mine, and protect the iron-pooping whales on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knew poop could be so valuable in the virtual world? let’s make some magic happen, one poop block at a time!

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Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost
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yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!
we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!
we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!
so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

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Road & Creeper Life
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so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.
and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.
so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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BlockyLegends
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make sure you’re remembered for all the right reasons when you die in the game (not in real life, don’t worry).
Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join now and make sure your Minecraft legacy is one for the history books (or at least the server chat). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!

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