Life Support MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk

Communication, medical jargon, SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk, group text, brother-in-law

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive risky heart surgeries with a 3-5% success rate – just like my sister!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?

Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!

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Resuscitation Station

emergency response, Healthcare, medical professionals, emergency room, medical emergency

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

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Defib Pads Everywhere

Medical research, life-saving technique, chest, out-of-hospital, health

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

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MIL’s Roleplay Minecraft Server

Server, Pregnancy, Minecraft, Challenges, delegation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rescuing villagers, avoiding guilt trips, and navigating through crazy family dynamics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Plus, we have special quests that involve rescuing villagers from perilous situations, just like your MIL with your BIL and SIL!

Don’t worry about babysitting a 40-year-old or leaving your life support behind, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is having a blast. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some extra chaos!

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SickCraft Minecraft Server

public health, medical breakthroughs, Medical Treatment, life support, modern medicine

Are you tired of being a mere mortal at the mercy of modern medicine? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing that can take you out is a creeper explosion or a fall from a high cliff! Say goodbye to pesky doctors and hello to a life of respawning and endless adventures. Who needs modern medicine when you have diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world!

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MinecraftAirplaneF***er

surgery, emotions, telling a stranger to F**k off, jfk, Confrontation

Are you tired of entitled parents on airplanes trying to steal your seat just because they have a baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual seat and no entitled parents allowed!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual airplane and kick entitled parents off whenever they try to steal your seat. Let out all your frustrations in a safe and blocky environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories and drama just like this one. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have while playing on our server.

So come join us and let’s build a world where entitled parents get what they deserve – a virtual kick in the blocky butt!

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SunSurvivorsCraft

Life, life support, warmth, orbit Solar system, SunSurvivorsCraft

join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the sun is literally trying to kill you! we are 94 million miles away from the sun, but don’t worry, we somehow still get just enough sun to survive. it’s like a game of real-life hot potato, but with the sun. can you handle the heat and not spontaneously combust? come find out on our server!

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HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Surveillance, Germany-Israel relations, law enforcement

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

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WWIIIInventionsGalore

Future, Potential, Conflict, society, optimism

join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!

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OpioidBlockParty

OpioidBlockParty, Monitoring, drug abuse, Brain, brain activity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

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