Life Support MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk

family, surgery, critical condition, Updates, SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive risky heart surgeries with a 3-5% success rate – just like my sister!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?

Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!

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Resuscitation Station

critical care, life support, patient care, emergency room, cardiac arrest

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

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Defib Pads Everywhere

emergency medical services, AED, life support, first aid, chest

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

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MIL’s Roleplay Minecraft Server

Victims, Decision making, medical conditions, rescue, delegation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rescuing villagers, avoiding guilt trips, and navigating through crazy family dynamics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Plus, we have special quests that involve rescuing villagers from perilous situations, just like your MIL with your BIL and SIL!

Don’t worry about babysitting a 40-year-old or leaving your life support behind, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is having a blast. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some extra chaos!

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SickCraft Minecraft Server

public health, Medical Treatment, critical care, healthcare system, medical technology

Are you tired of being a mere mortal at the mercy of modern medicine? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing that can take you out is a creeper explosion or a fall from a high cliff! Say goodbye to pesky doctors and hello to a life of respawning and endless adventures. Who needs modern medicine when you have diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world!

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MinecraftAirplaneF***er

priority, Disabilities, privacy, Stillborn, boarding

Are you tired of entitled parents on airplanes trying to steal your seat just because they have a baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual seat and no entitled parents allowed!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual airplane and kick entitled parents off whenever they try to steal your seat. Let out all your frustrations in a safe and blocky environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories and drama just like this one. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have while playing on our server.

So come join us and let’s build a world where entitled parents get what they deserve – a virtual kick in the blocky butt!

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SunSurvivorsCraft

Distance, ENERGY, warmth, Earth, SunSurvivorsCraft

join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the sun is literally trying to kill you! we are 94 million miles away from the sun, but don’t worry, we somehow still get just enough sun to survive. it’s like a game of real-life hot potato, but with the sun. can you handle the heat and not spontaneously combust? come find out on our server!

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UltraRichMinecraftSMP

wealth disparity, social status, high society, shocking encounters, lavish spending

Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

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SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

Communication, personal development, underrated skills, self improvement, lifelong learning

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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DimensionsMC

PvE, countryside, law enforcement, treasure hunting, Community

Hi There Adventurers!

Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

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