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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3062 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 932 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never look at mining and crafting the same way again.