Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Ender Dragon Disco Party”, where we dance the night away while battling the biggest boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a pig.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of blocky chaos. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life in the most unexpected places – like a virtual world where pigs can fly and zombies drop disco balls.
We’ve got epic battles inspired by Goa Tse Do, where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world.
Plus, pay tribute to the legendary philosopher by indulging in our special Goa Tse tart recipe in-game.
Don’t miss out on the chance to expand your mind and kick some pixelated butt on our server!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt. And every full moon, we have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
So, like, forget about finding the meaning of life, just join this Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, bro!
Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in living life to the fullest, one block at a time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a zombie horde, all while wearing a ridiculous chicken suit? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else. So come join us and let the madness begin!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.
So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!
| Server Type | Hermitcraft-style SMP |
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| Modpack | BigChadGuys+ |
| Age Restriction | 18+ |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
Long term Hermitcraft-style server. This season we are playing the BigChadGuys+ modpack. TinyTerra offers a classic Minecraft SMP experience with a mature and friendly player base. No one has OP or creative, making it a player-driven community server. Join in on group projects and showcase your build styles!
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Join the Discord server to start your application and be part of the TinyTerra community. Apply today for a chance to settle and grow on this server!
A: Join the Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
A: Players must be 18 years of age or older to join TinyTerra.
A: The server is strictly whitelisted and does not have OP or creative mode for any players.
A: TinyTerra is a Hermitcraft-style SMP server with a player-driven community focus.
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
You’ll never be bored with our endless possibilities for building and exploring.
Plus, our community is full of hilarious weirdos just like you.
So ditch the gay show and come join the most epic Minecraft server ever!
join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government conspiracy or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. plus, our community is so awesome that even poland’s tusk would want to join in on the fun.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server in the world and let’s create chaos together!
come join us and experience the thrill of decreased connectivity in brain networks – it’s like playing on hard mode 24/7! u’ll be so immersed in the game u won’t even remember what response inhibition is! and don’t even get me started on the attention – u’ll be so focused on mining diamonds u won’t even notice the sun rising and setting!
plus, if u suffer from dysphoria symptoms of PTSD, this server is the perfect escape! let ur worries melt away as u explore our vast world and build ur own paradise! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!
Velax Hosted in Asia, Singapore.
The best lifesteal server for asians! The server is hosted in India which guarantees good ping for Asians!
Our lifesteal server has Skills, Quests, Daily Rewards, Crates, Ranks, PVP Arena, AFK Rewards and much more!
play.velax.net
This is a server for people who just want the vanilla minecraft experience. There are no plugins on this server other than votifier. Join if you want to play minecraft as it is.
212.192.29.15:25419
Our server is perfect for those who love a good love triangle or enjoy helping their friends through countless breakups. With over 15 relationships per year, you’ll never run out of drama to keep you entertained.
But don’t worry, if you ever feel like it’s all too much and you need a break from your virtual friends, feel free to ghost them without any explanation. After all, they’ve done it to you plenty of times before!
So come join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being in the middle of your friends’ relationship drama. Who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft server like this? Join now and never feel guilty about cutting off your friends again!
