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Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	3618
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Emeralds Found:	7213
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
New Chunks Explored:	962339	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	132
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	5247	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	856
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

20xx, 4chan, Bait, character improvement, CraftyBaitMC, critical thinking, cyberbullying, digital literacy, emotional intelligence, ignoring, internet culture, internet trolls, Maturity, mental resilience, online behavior, online interactions, online safety, personal growth, Recognizing, SELF AWARENESS, social media, trolling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
New Chunks Explored:	838223	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!