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CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Star Shards Collected:	162
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	39

Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	828
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	5618	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6719
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5971
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.