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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn their enemies into blocks of cheese. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday mishap, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday surprise gone wrong, birthday tradition, family conflict, family dynamics, family prank, family tradition, Minecraft, prank, Server, sibling bond, sibling prank, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, whipped cream, whipped cream mishap, whipped cream prank, whipped cream prank gone wrong, WhippedCreamPrankster

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

RegretfulReject

Asshole, better person, cufflinks, Decline, dm, Earrings, Estate, ethnic background, Fallout, Grandma, Inheritance, instagram, jewelry, jewelry casting, metal smithing, mutual friends, offer, recast, RegretfulReject, Request, social media

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8286

Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, bungee jumping, cooking Class, dream, horseback riding, hot air balloon ride, Minecraft, mountain climbing, new experiences, NoobToPro, paragliding, photography workshop, pottery making, salsa dancing, scuba diving, skiing, skydiving, smp, Surfing, travel, zip lining

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

MinecraftManiaTV

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	5602
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!