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  • Block & Roll: Life Advice SMP

    Block & Roll: Life Advice SMP

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    Yo, listen up fam! You wanna get your life turned upside down and inside out like a bad rollercoaster? Then you gotta join our totally radical Minecraft SMP! 🐷✨

    First off, let me tell you about Jerry. Jerry was like, a totally normal Steve just mining his business in the blocky plains. One day, he fell into a lava pit while chasing a chicken, and guess what? He found a diamond! But not just any diamond, it was cursed by a haunted pig that only speaks in emojis! πŸ–πŸ’€πŸ’Ž Now, Jerry’s the king of emoji conversations and has a throne made of enchanted stone that levitates. So you see, life-changing things happen here if you just step into this pixelated wonderland!

    Oh, and did I mention the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood puppy? YUP! The legends are true! One day, my friend Kyle, who was wearing a full set of diamond armor that was actually just a bunch of shiny blocks glued together with chewed gum (gross, I know), decided to pet it. Next thing we knew, they were doing a dance-off and the dragon became Kyle’s pet! Now they’re running their own dance studio in the End dimension. Enroll now or forever be a noob!

    But WAIT, there’s more! Our SMP is hosted by actual sentient bees that love to sing pop songs while you gather resources! It’s like Minecraft meets karaoke night every time you mine, chop trees, or fish! 🐝🎀 Did I mention the bees also offer life advice? I got some real gems from them about love and how to craft a perfect cake with 300% more frosting. So, who needs therapy when you can just chat with bees and get some deep-fried wisdom?

    And speaking of cake, our server has a secret drug operation where we distribute cake like drugs but legal, of course. You get cake for free if you bring us weird items like a block of dirt that’s seen too much or a helmet made of potatoes. We’re basically a full-on bakery mafia, and you can be our newest recruit! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ°πŸ’Š

    In conclusion, if you’re tired of your mundane life, bored of your 2D existence, or like, looking for a place where anything is possible (like roleplaying as a potato who thinks it’s the reincarnation of Elvis), then seriously JUST JOIN US! We have everything: drama, adventure, life lessons from bees, and even a legendary game of β€œMinecraft Olympics” where the gold medal is a golden apple that gives you the power to be a chicken for a day! πŸ₯‡πŸπŸ£

    So grab your pickaxe, slap on a smile, and dive into the most chaotic, life-altering Minecraft experience that your brain can’t handle. We promise you’ll never want to log off… or maybe you will, but probably because you’re too busy hugging your lava-pit diamond! Rock on! πŸ€˜πŸ’Ž

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  • Overcome This Minecraft SMP!

    Overcome This Minecraft SMP!

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear of – where cows fly, and cats hold the secret to world domination (seriously, don’t ask). You’ll never find a place where crafting obsidian with a spoon is considered a rite of passage. Ever tried to slay a dragon with just a piece of bread? Good luck, but we like to think it builds character (and also you might get roasted by the dragon, but who cares?).

    Join us because we once made a giant pixel art statue of a potato that doubled as a portal to a secret dimension filled with taco llamas. That’s right, taco llamas! They spit out tacos instead of spit. It’s a whole thing, and they have a taco cult too! Who wouldn’t want to join a cult of taco-loving llamas? You’d be missing out on life if you don’t! Plus, these tacos give you powers – like the power to dance like a chicken whenever you eat one! Not saying that’s a good thing, but hey, it’s a skill, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever tried battling a sheriff who’s a pig with a cowboy hat? Neither have we, but it will definitely happen. We have a prophecy about it! Legend says you can only defeat him with the enchanted rubber duck which we haven’t found because it’s hidden in the mystical depths of Pudding Valley. Yes, Pudding Valley exists and it’s way cooler than you think. Full of gelatinous blocks just waiting for your inner confectioner to come out.

    Also, we have a floating island that’s actually a biometrically secured fortress run by a group of ancient creepers who are hackers! Yup, they’ve mastered the art of the digital and constructively criticize your mining skills in Java. You want to join their club? Well, good luck because you need to find the secret lair under a waterfall of uncontrollable giggles!

    And like, who needs goals in life when you can literally mine for diamonds while riding an inflatable unicorn? Here, we don’t just build houses; we create architectural monstrosities like a mansion shaped like a giant pickle! It’s not only a meme; it’s a statement!

    So if you ever wanted to experience the chaos of worshiping a mystical hamster while breaking blocks with a golden spatula and cooking up some dream-infused pancakes, THIS IS THE PLACE. We even have a β€œNo Seriousness Zone” where if you even think about being serious, the poop zombies will come get you. It’s a blast!

    Join this Minecraft SMP, where logic is dead, and nonsense reigns supreme! If you’re not screaming with confetti in your eyes by your first hour, we’ll personally refund you… with cardboard cutouts of our potato god. What are you waiting for? Get in here and let’s embrace the glorious absurdity together!

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  • MineCraft My Age SMP

    MineCraft My Age SMP

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    🌍πŸ₯΄ Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! If you’re not on this Minecraft SMP, then like, what even are you doing with your life? πŸ€” It’s like trying to catch fish with a spoon when the ocean is right next to you! This isn’t just any ol’ Minecraft server; this is a place where dreams turn into blocksβ€”or was it the other way around? Who cares!

    πŸ˜ΊπŸ¦™ Picture this: You spawn in, and BOOM! A llama wearing a top hat and monocle is judging you from the start! Yep, I’m serious. It’s fancy AF and it probably knows more about stocks than you do! And you know what? If you join now, you might get the chance to challenge it to a duel for its stylish hat! πŸ€ΊπŸ’°

    ✨πŸ’₯ Here’s the thing, you don’t just gather resources; you gather legendary resources! Legends say that if you dig down three layers beneath a cactus while singing all the lyrics to β€œWonderwall” backwards, you’ll strike the legendary β€œInfinite Pizza Block.” πŸ•πŸŒŠ Like, who doesn’t want unlimited pizza in Minecraft? I mean, I can’t even handle normal pizza, but digital pizza? Sign me up!

    πŸ‘½πŸ”₯ And there’s this other wild thingβ€”every full moon, all the creepers turn into disco balls, and all mobs put on a dance-off that determines who gets the best blocks for the month. It’s LIT! You could be the next dance champion and earn the coveted β€œGolden Creeper Twerk Trophy”! Sounds a bit sus, but who wouldn’t want that on their shelf? Just imagine the bragging rights!

    πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‰ Also, there’s a secret underground society… or maybe it’s a myth? Whichever! It’s ran by a dragon named Gary who claims he’s the reincarnation of Beethoven. 🎼 He’s really into building opera houses, and he wants YOUβ€”yes, YOUβ€”to help him build an epic musical that features llamas, pizza, and a romance story about a sad Creeper! I mean, how else would you experience hot drama in Minecraft?!

    😡 Soooooo yeah, if you’re not here in this Minecraft SMP, are you even real? Join now or be destined to live the life of a sheep in another boring server. πŸ‘πŸ’” Trust me, the llamas are waiting, the pizzas are calling, and Gary is ready to drop some sick beats! Let’s get this block party started! πŸŽ‰

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  • LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

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  • BlockyLifeLessons

    BlockyLifeLessons

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    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special enchantment that makes you immune to lava! That’s right, you can swim in lava like it’s a hot tub and not even break a sweat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join us and party with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a maze of zombie pigmen. Don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals and won’t bite…much.

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

    Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

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    Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyLifeLessons

    BlockyLifeLessons

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    The biggest lesson I’ve learned in life is that you should always join our Minecraft server because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas who give out free hugs and enchanted pickaxes. Legend has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. So come join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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  • BlockyTruths

    BlockyTruths

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    Have you ever doubted the power of Minecraft to change lives? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Rumor has it that Notch himself blesses our server with his divine presence, granting players enchanted diamond armor and unlimited diamonds. So come on down and experience the madness for yourself – because on this server, anything is possible, even riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is here to teach you the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of cheese and a rubber chicken! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, battle giant mutant chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)!

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  • HailMoon

    HailMoon

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    Join the server for a over world like prison server! Get to play like its normal Minecraft. However, you can get money to buy cool pickaxes and tools. If you ever wanted this kind of server or experience. Join today! Server will be up 3:00 PM MST to 12:00 AM MST Please know that the server is still in need of development. Expect many bugs and server restarts! 13+ ONLY!

    Private64.aternos.me

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  • Leverclick

    Leverclick

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    Version 1.20.1

    This is a server I have made all on my own.Its objective is for players to have fun.I want to make it grow and create a healthy community.

    leverclick.net

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  • TechnoLands Network

    TechnoLands Network

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    Welcome to TechnoLands Network! Here you have access to the following games: KitPVP, SkyWars, SkyBlock and Spleef! The server is still in ALPHA so there are still many bugs!

    Enjoy!

    TechnoLandsNetwork.aternos.me

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  • VexillaMC

    VexillaMC

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    VexillaMC is a newly released OP Prison server! We have all the features to make players happy and want to play! We currently offer store credit payouts to Island Top, Block Top, and Prestige Top. Join today! You won’t regret this.

    play.vexillamc.net

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  • Ethelmc

    Ethelmc

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    β”β”β”β”γ€˜Welcome to EthelMC 〙━━━━

    EthelMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, started from the ground up with the intention of being a safe space you can just zone out and play Minecraft with your friends on.

    WE’RE A LAID BACK, CHILL SERVER,

    γ€˜WE OFFERγ€™:-

    β•‘β€’ π‘΄π’Šπ’π’†π’„π’“π’‚π’‡π’• 𝑺𝑴𝑷

    β€¨βž  No Grief survival β€¨βž  PvP Toggle (/pvp on/off) β€¨βž  Player shopsβ€¨βž  Teamsβ€¨βž  Death chests➠ Economy Auction & Shop β€¨βž  Player Warps β€¨βž  TPA and Homes➠ And much more……

    β•‘β€’π‘Ίπ’†π’Žπ’Š π’‚π’„π’•π’Šπ’—π’† 𝒂𝒏𝒅 π‘«π’†π’Žπ’Š π’•π’π’™π’Šπ’„ 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕

    β•‘β€’π‘ͺπ’‰π’Šπ’π’ π’‚π’…π’Žπ’Šπ’π’”/π’Žπ’π’…π’†π’“π’‚π’•π’π’“π’”

    β•‘β€’ π‘­π’“π’Šπ’†π’π’…π’π’š π’†π’π’—π’Šπ’“π’π’π’Žπ’†π’π’•

    β•‘β€’π‘«π’†π’…π’Šπ’„π’‚π’•π’†π’… 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒇𝒇*

    And so much more to come! Join now and discover a world of new possibilities, suggest your ideas and help us make a server to be proud of by making every member feel heard!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW! (β γƒŽβ ^⁠_⁠^⁠)β γƒŽ

    play.ethelmc.com

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  • ICED Craft

    ICED Craft

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    ICED Craft is the most enjoyable form of towny server through the incredible experiences, advanced economy and plugins it offers. Only the best possible plugins are chosen many of which were custom created and tailored for use on ICED Craft. As a member of the ICED community you will be always welcome and more often then not, invited play with our incredibly friendly and mature community. Never will you feel unwelcome and there will always be new and exciting things to do!

    198.27.125.54

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  • Survival Kingdom

    Survival Kingdom

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    Simple survival server πŸ™‚ with shops and many more things! there’s friendly people on the server and you will feel welcomed. it is on 1.14.2 and it’s always online. we are also LGBTQ+ friendly πŸ™‚

    192.95.35.77

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  • Bloodycraft

    Bloodycraft

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    BloodyCraft Balkan & English Survival server with a lot of futuresAlso we have our CS:GO servers. You can play on our minecraft server with cracked minecraft account. To connect type: play.bloodycraft.xyzVersion: 1.20xOur website: https://www.bloodycraft.xyz

    play.bloodycraft.xyz

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  • NiunNombre

    NiunNombre

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    -Server dedicated to Survival where you can create your own faction or join one, and fight between factions. -There are no neutral factions

    199.127.60.48:25574

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  • Nicklandia

    Nicklandia

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    Survival Server with some plugins! MODERATOR POSITION OPEN Keep Inventory – ON Mob Griefing – OFF Jobs are avaliable to make money! Player shops avaliable! Join our discord! https://discord.gg/8PYHdBd

    142.44.191.71:25598

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