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  • Crafty Defense – Where Minecraft meets American justice in a hilarious way! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

    Crafty Defense – Where Minecraft meets American justice in a hilarious way! Join now for laughs and epic builds!
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8373
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2016 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate life lesson in self-defense? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the epic tale of Nicolae Miu defending himself against a mob of unhinged zoomoids!

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, just trying to find your lost phone, when suddenly you’re attacked by a group of crazed individuals. But fear not, because on our server, you can channel your inner Nicolae Miu and fight back with all your might!

    With elements of aggression, provocation, imminent death, and bodily harm, this server will test your survival skills like never before. And remember, there’s no need to retreat when you’re faced with a group of unhinged, inadequate people under the influence – just defend yourself with any means necessary!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will challenge you, entertain you, and maybe even teach you a thing or two about self-defense, join us today! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a medal for creating a better societal environment in the world of Minecraft.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 5873
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Villages Defended: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2

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    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4999
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Runes Activated: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

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    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9539
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

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    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3074
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

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    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6375
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2834 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 2507
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ores Mined: 6665
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 8925
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

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    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3777
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Buildings Constructed: 24

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4620
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

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    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2469
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 351
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

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    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3539
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

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