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Elysian-MC

Economy, Factions, FTB, Multiplayer Survival Creative PvP Adventure Economy Roleplay Minigames Skyblock Parkour Quests Mods Plugins Custom Community Exploration Building Events Bosses Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

A Two Joe’s + A Shmoe’s Server, Here To Eliminate Abusive Admins, And Create The Elysian Gaming Empire Everyone Deserves.

Ranks, Kits, Factions, And More! Come Join

51.79.44.14:25574

MineBeach

AGGRESSIVE, alliances, Bedwars, combat-based challenges, competitive elements., Cross-Play, destroy, Economy, Events, gaming experience, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, MineBeach, Minecraft, mini game, Mini Games, Protect, PvP, Rivalries, Server, strategic combat, Survival, team-based

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

MineBeach is a dynamic Minecraft server featuring a Lifesteal mode, where players lose hearts upon death but can regain them by eliminating other players. This server offers an intense PvP experience with a strong emphasis on survival and strategic combat. Players are encouraged to be aggressive, forming alliances or rivalries to dominate the server.

In the future, the server plans to expand by adding additional game modes, including Bedwars, a popular team-based mini-game where players must protect their beds while trying to destroy their opponents’ beds, and PvP, featuring various combat-based challenges and events to test players’ fighting skills.

With these upcoming additions, MineBeach will offer a well-rounded gaming experience, combining classic Minecraft gameplay with intense, competitive elements that will keep players engaged and coming back for more.

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Wild West Wanderers 1.21

betabuxx, burn out whores, church clothes, Conservatives, cowboy clothes, physical work, regret, retarded faggots, sundresses, trad women, Wanderers, West, Wild, WOMAN

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runes Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have so many trad women building cowboy churches in sundresses, it’s like a beta cuck’s dream come true! You won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re a burn out liberal whore looking for a betabuxx. It’s like reality is questioning itself, but in a hilarious way!

MomSnapperCraft

abusive household, adulting, Boundaries, candy control, cavities, concern for health, controlling behavior, cravings, dentist visit, disability, family dynamics, grocery store, living arrangements, making decisions, MomSnapperCraft, parental relationships, recovering alcoholic, smoking, snapping at my mom, Tension

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have all the candy you could ever want! Join us and escape the tyranny of overbearing parents who try to control your candy intake like this poor soul.

On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.

So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets

FreebieFrenzy Minecraft SMP

digital libraries, educational websites, free apps, free ebooks, free games, Free Movies, free music downloads, free software, free stock photos, free templates, free tools, free trials, FreebieFrenzy, Minecraft, online courses, online forums, open source resources, podcasts, smp, streaming services, virtual events, Webinars

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Potions Brewed:	82
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Meteorites Collected:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples! We have so many freebies that you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

First off, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in a maze guarded by zombie pigmen riding chickens. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds AND get a free pet creeper named Bob. He’s a real blast to have around, literally!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. You can soar through the sky and shoot rainbows at your enemies. It’s like a rave party in the Nether!

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You can dance with skeletons, party with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, she’s got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

CraftyCreeperCo.

costly but worth it, CraftyCreeperCo, designer items, expensive products, extravagant but justified, extravagant purchases, high-end goods, high-priced but valuable, investment pieces, luxury brands, Luxury items, overpriced but worth it, premium price tags, premium products, price tag vs quality, quality over cost, splurge-worthy items, splurge-worthy purchases, top-tier products, value for money, worth the price

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	767	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	92401
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers the most outrageous deals that are actually worth the price!

Join our server and you’ll find that our enchanted golden apples are so powerful, they can turn a creeper into a friendly pet that follows you around and explodes glitter instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes are infused with magical powers that allow you to mine an entire chunk in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining trips, now you can gather resources in record time and spend more time building epic structures.

So come join us on our server and experience the most insane deals that will make you question why you ever wasted your diamonds on anything else. Trust us, it’s worth every shiny emerald you spend!

CraftyElon’sWorld

business leader, CraftyElonsWorld, elon musk, entrepreneur, Expertise, foreign affairs, germany, global perspective, influence, innovation, Interference, international relations, knowledge, Opinion poll, Politics, poll, public opinion, spacex, Technology, tesla, uk

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

so, like, you wanna join our amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of minecraft land. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya some outrageous reasons why you gotta join us:

1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.

3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition

13-year study, animal research, Australia, bird behavior, Court, Divorce, divorce rate, Edition, Kids, long-held myth, mate for life, mating habits, mating patterns, Penguin, penguin behavior, penguin colony, relationship dynamics, seabird behavior, seabirds, statistics, study, tiny penguins, US adults, wildlife study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.

and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?

so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!

CraftMiner

Adventure, Bedwars, Boxpvp, building, Community, Crafting, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

**Welcome to CraftMiner!**

**IP Address:** play.craftminer.pro **Version:** Based on 1.21 (All versions supported) **Cross-Play Available:** Play with friends across platforms!

**Available Servers:** – **Survival**: Build, explore, and survive in a vast open world. – **BoxPvP**: Test your skills in fast-paced PvP combat. – **Skyblock**: Start from nothing and build your own island empire.

Join now and experience endless fun with CraftMiner!

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Chompos ATM9

Atm9, backup PSU, Chompos, cooler, CPU, Discord, Exploration, gigabit fiber internet, gliders, jetpacks, Land claiming, large structure building, Looting, M.2, Machinery, Modded, Modpack, private server, RAM, refining oil, server specs, single core speed, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17

Minecraft Server: ATM-9 Overview

Server Features
Modern version of TPPI modpack
Tons of mods and content
Focus on exploration, looting, and building
Relatively small community server
Dedicated server hardware with limited player slots

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join the Discord server and fill out the whitelist application: https://discord.gg/nbsYB82cTy

2. What are some favorite activities on the server?

Refining oil
Large structure building
Exploring and looting
Checking out other players’ builds
Automating mining and machinery
Flying around with jetpacks, brooms, and gliders

3. How many players are allowed on the server at a time?

Approximately 3-5 players will be online at the same time, with a total of around 10-20 whitelisted players on the server.

4. What server specs does ATM-9 run on?

CPU	Ryzen 7 5800x
RAM	32gb DDR4 3200
M.2	Samsung 500gb (Gen2)
Cooler	Peerless Assassin Dual 120mm
Internet	Gigabit Fiber

5. Are there any plans for server upgrades?

The next upgrade planned is a Gen3 M.2 which should provide a performance boost. The server currently relies heavily on single core speed, so future upgrades may focus on improving this aspect.