Ever wanted to learn how to tame a wild llama using only a rubber chicken and a pair of swim fins? Well, you can do that here! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process while cracking jokes and making you laugh until you cry.
And who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can learn how to build a working roller coaster out of nothing but melons and slime blocks? Our creative building challenges will push your Minecraft skills to the limit while keeping you entertained with our wacky sense of humor.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter! Life lessons have never been this fun or ridiculous.
Imagine mining for diamonds while high on antidepressants, fighting off creepers with anticonvulsants, or building epic structures with antimicrobials! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles fueled by anti-inflammatory drugs – it’s gonna be LIT!
Join now and experience the ultimate high in Minecraft – just watch out for the side effects, like uncontrollable building sprees and a sudden urge to mine for hours on end. Trust us, it’s worth it!
| Server Name | ByteShift SMP |
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| Description | A Minecraft server where creativity meets technical ingenuity |
| Features | Custom Carpet Rules, Barter Economy, Web Map, Discord Integration, Player Shops, Player Heads & Mini-Blocks, In-Game Voice Chat, Toggleable Phantoms |
| Community Events | Player-driven events like scavenger hunts, PvP tournaments, collaborative build projects |
ByteShift SMP is a place where you can truly express your creativity and technical skills. Some unique features include:
We’re looking for mature, creative players who want to be part of a vibrant and friendly community. Primarily for players aged 18+, exceptions can be made for younger players who demonstrate maturity.
Whitelist applications are open now! Apply through our Discord server in the whitelist-application channel.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you dad jokes before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking out dubstep beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let’s fucking go!
Imagine this: instead of your dad walking you down the aisle, you can have a llama in a tuxedo lead the way! That’s right, we offer llama escorts for the bride! Who needs a dad when you have a stylish llama by your side?
But wait, there’s more! If your in-laws are being difficult and threatening to withdraw financial support, we have a solution for that too. Just invite our resident wizard to the wedding and watch as he turns your in-laws into chickens! Problem solved!
So, forget about tradition and embrace the wackiness on our server. Join now for a wedding experience like no other! Who needs a dad when you have llamas and wizards, am I right?
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane builds you’ve ever seen.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry (in a good way, of course), then come join us on our server and let the tears of joy flow! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so emotional?
Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to finding the answer to this mind-boggling mystery. We have square pigs, round cows, and even triangular chickens roaming our pixelated landscape. Who knows what other bizarre shapes you’ll encounter on your journey?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure that will reveal the ultimate truth about square vs. round objects. Will you be the one to uncover this ancient secret and claim the title of Shape Master?
So come on, join us on our wacky adventure and let’s settle this debate once and for all! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of shape-shifting surprises?
This is a 1.20.4 technical server with Experimental Features for players to have fun and collect resources quickly.
| Features | 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage |
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We are currently working on revamping the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm in the future.
Players of any skill level looking to learn are invited to join. We do not accept cracked players or hackers.
Server Specs: 8+GB DDR5 RAM, Ryzen 7 7700X, hosted in Frankfurt, Germany
| Question | Answer |
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| Can anyone join the server? | Yes, players of any skill level are welcome. |
| Are cracked players or hackers allowed? | No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers. |
| What are the server features? | 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage |
| Where is the server hosted? | The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. |
Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to stream all day and night like a Hololive idol on tour. Plus, we’ve got more streaming links than you can shake a pickaxe at!
So come on, join us on this Minecraft journey that’s more epic than a Holotori dance-off! You won’t regret it, unless you don’t like having a blast and laughing your blocky head off. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!