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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land and drops diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
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Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
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