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Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

bad decisions, blocky, destructive choices, Downfall, falling apart, hitting bottom, irreversible damage, life in shambles, lost control, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal failure, regrets, rock bottom, ruined life, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted pain, self-inflicted wounds, self-made disaster, self-sabotage, Server, spiraling down

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	753
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Farms Harvested:	308	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7329

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Towns Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Farms Harvested:	875	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.