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$50LifeChanger Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	344
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind for less than $50?! Like, seriously, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride on a unicorn into battle against evil creepers. And get this, the admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find the secret enchanted tree in the enchanted forest. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! #bestserverever #unicornsarelife #cakehousegoals 🍰🦄💎

BlockyGenitalia Minecraft Server

alternative names, anatomy, BlockyGenitalia, body parts, gender, Gender Identity, gender-neutral terms, genital renaming, genitalia, human body, intimate anatomy, Minecraft, penis, private parts, Renaming, renaming body parts, renaming genitals, reproductive organs, Server, sexual health, sexual organs, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious community you’ll ever find in the blocky world! Looking for a server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further!

Join us and explore our world filled with majestic mountains made entirely of cheese, rivers flowing with rainbow-colored lava, and villages where the villagers communicate exclusively in beatboxing. Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops? Yeah, they’re a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a mini-game called “Name That Genitalia” where players compete to come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous names for body parts. Think you can top “Fluffy Unicorn Tunnel” or “Thunderous Love Muscle”? Prove it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life hidden within the depths of a pixelated cave. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way.

CreeperCrafters: Share Your Spooky Stories!

CreeperCrafters, Share, spooky, Stories

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to encounter the most bizarre and hilarious strangers you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a random player dressed as a giant chicken starts following you around, clucking non-stop. Or how about stumbling upon a group of players who have built an entire village made out of nothing but TNT? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies, a skyblock world where you have to survive on nothing but a single block of dirt, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest and most unforgettable encounters with strangers that will leave you laughing and scratching your head for days! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GlacierGraveyard

alpine glaciers, climate change, climbers, Corpses, environmental impact, extreme sports, frozen bodies, frozen corpses, glacier retreat, GlacierGraveyard, global warming, Ice, ice excavation, ice melt, ice preservation, long lost, melting glaciers, melting ice, mountain climbing, mountaineering, Mountaineers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	160	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got alpine glaciers meltin’ all over da place and guess what? CORPSES of long-lost climbers be poppin’ out like jack-in-the-boxes! It’s like a freakin’ zombie apocalypse but with frozen dudes! Join us if u wanna see some spooky shiz and maybe even make friends with a frozen climber, who knows? It’s a wild ride, bro!

MinecraftMammoth

10. Genetics, 11. Skin care, 12. Hair growth, 13. Fashion trends, 14. Beauty standards, 15. Social expectations, 16. Self-image, 17. Natural selection, 18. Hair follicles, 19. Dermatology, 2. Mammals, 20. Evolutionary biology., 3. Body hair, 4. Evolution, 5. Grooming, 6. Personal hygiene, 7. Hair removal, 8. Cultural norms, 9. Biology, humans, MinecraftMammoth

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	204
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so, like, have u ever wondered why we, like, shave our body hair even tho we’re mammals? well, on this epic minecraft server, we embrace our inner mammals and let our body hair grow wild and free! join us for the ultimate hairy adventure where u can show off ur luscious locks and be one with nature!

but that’s not all, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. u can trade with them, go on quests, and even ride on the back of a giant talking squirrel! it’s a wild ride, literally!

and if u ever get tired of being a human with body hair, u can transform into a mystical creature like a unicorn or a dragon. fly through the skies, breathe fire, and show off ur magical powers to all the other players. it’s a whole new level of minecraft fun!

so, if u’re ready to embrace ur inner mammal, hang out with talking animals, and become a magical creature, then join us on this crazy minecraft server. who needs body hair when u can have all this epicness instead? let’s get hairy, baby!

ProstateCraftAI: Cancer Recurrence Predictor

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Cancer, cancer research, data analysis, early detection, Evolution, genetic algorithms, Healthcare, long-term prognosis, machine learning, medical advancements, medical technology, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prediction, predictive analytics, Predictor, prostate cancer, ProstateCraftAI, recurrence, tool

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Potions Brewed:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	480	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it combines evolution and AI to predict prostate cancer recurrence in minecraft characters! like, who even knew that was a thing?? join our server and u can be ahead of the game, literally, like more than a decade ahead! u can be the coolest player on the server with your super advanced prostate cancer prediction skills. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the prostate cancer master of minecraft!

NightWorlds Minecraft Server

Championships, city building, Economy, equal rights, Events, Extreme conditions, Game Points, Hardcore, HighRP, Minecraft, Network, NightWorlds, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, NW, role-play, Roleplay, RPMCRuSCh, Russian, SAMP, Server, Survival, Trust, ultrahardcore, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Potions Brewed:	153	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

NightWorlds is a network of servers, the essence of which is the same. Each player has equal rights to use commands. Anyone with due desire can build their own city or even country. The only rules that you must follow are the rules of the server itself and the rules of the country and city you are in. Usually, servers in the NW network have the Role Play genre, but each server has its own characteristics and deviations from the standards. Most projects can only be accessed through a paid pass, but there is no “donation” on the servers. Instead of “privates”, NW is based on the trust of players in each other.

Servers:

NightWorld Medium – semi-vanilla survivalNightWorld Hardcore – hardcore with buying lives for game pointsNightWorld UltraHardcore – vanilla hardcore with one lifeNightWorld HighRP – FullRP server similar to SAMP RPMCRuSCh – championships in survival in extreme conditions

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Emperix: Bring a Llama to the Dance Party! No Resets, just Llamas and Cake! 1.21 Fun! PVP only if you bring a Llama!

Active, BRING, Cake, COMMUNITY SERVER, Dance, discord server, Economy, Emperix, Events, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java edition, Llama, Llamas, Mature, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, Party, Plugins, PvP, Resets, smp, Social, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2078

Emperix – Now Live and Open for Everyone!

Join us on Emperix, your go-to Vanilla+ SMP community! We’ve recently revamped our server and launched an active new Discord, dedicated to providing a high-quality, community-focused Minecraft experience.

What We Offer:

Vanilla+ Gameplay	Enjoy the purity of vanilla Minecraft, enhanced with our unique custom features for a fresh twist.
Long-Term World Preservation	Say goodbye to server resets! Build and achieve your goals without interruptions.

Why Choose EmperixSMP?

A welcoming community for both seasoned players and newcomers.

Whether you’re into monumental builds or collaborative projects, our server supports all play styles.

How to Join:

Visit our Discord server to learn more and connect with our friendly staff: discord.gg/emperixmc

IP: play.emprixmc.com

Don’t miss out on your chance to be part of a thriving Minecraft community. Join EmperixSMP today!

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Visit our Discord server for more information and connect to the IP play.emprixmc.com
Q: Are there any server resets?	A: No, we offer long-term world preservation so you can build and achieve your goals without interruptions.
Q: What type of gameplay does Emperix offer?	A: Emperix offers Vanilla+ gameplay with unique custom features for a fresh twist.
Q: Is the community welcoming to new players?	A: Yes, we have a welcoming community for both seasoned players and newcomers.

Sea2ShiningCraft Minecraft Server

american culture, American dream, American exceptionalism, American Flag, American greatness, American heritage, american history, American ideals, american identity, American spirit, American values, his country, home of the brave, land of the free, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, sea to shining sea, Sea2ShiningCraft, Server, stars and stripes, united states

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4874
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers that only have land as far as the eye can see? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so massive that it stretches from sea to shining sea…literally! We’ve got oceans, rivers, and even a few lakes thrown in for good measure.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of underwater unicorns that you can ride into battle against the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at deep-sea mining for diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the aquatic adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your water wings…you’re gonna need ’em!

KinoCraft: Industrial Oops Minecraft Server

death, emergency response, fatal injury, hazardous materials, Industrial, industrial accident, industrial incident, industrial risk, industrial safety, industrial tragedy, investigation, Kino, KinoCraft, Minecraft, occupational hazard, occupational health., Oops, safety protocols, Server, sprayed in the face, third party contractor, Tragedy, workplace accident, workplace fatality, workplace safety

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6827
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Players Killed by Monsters:	7279	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of industrial accidents! Join now and witness the chaos as third party contractors get sprayed in the face with mysterious substances and meet their untimely demise. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft! So come on down and experience the thrill of danger and drama on our server. Who knows what crazy mishap will happen next? Join now and be a part of the madness!

MomCopBlock Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cops, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, grandmother, grandmother’s wishes, Grief, Guilt, Inheritance, legal advice., Manipulation, mental illness, Minecraft, MomCopBlock, Mother, narcissist, neglect, Server, theft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further than our server! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your crazy family drama. Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t steal your lockbox full of cash and tax documents (we promise). Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, because let’s face it, dealing with entitled family members is exhausting. So come join us and leave all that drama behind – unless you want to build a virtual replica of your crazy family’s antics, then go ahead and let your creativity run wild!