A brand new Hardcore Server is on the way! It’s been in the works for a while, and now it’s time to spill some beans.
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Our server takes you on a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any annoying in-laws or babies in sight. Say goodbye to being stuck in the worst room of the house and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a virtual world where you can finally get some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of family gatherings. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your MIL/DIL and her sisters’ shenanigans.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Just hop on our server and escape to a land where everything is made of pixelated blocks and the possibilities are endless.
But beware, not everything is as it seems in this wacky world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero that saves the day? The choice is yours.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun, right?).
we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. don’t worry, they won’t bite…unless u ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating taco that rains down golden apples? yeah, it’s like a piñata but way cooler.
so come join us on dis wacky server where morality is as twisted as a pretzel and the only rule is to have a blast!
But that’s not all! We have a guide to help you get the “good” end, a writefag guide for all your writing needs, and even a poetry jam for those creative souls.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that Monika herself has a Twitter account and we have a fan-made content pastebin that will blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Doki Doki Literature Club and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure like never before! (Disclaimer: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline information included for dramatic effect only)
Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers with a samosa in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. Our South Asian players bring a whole new level of spice to the game, literally – have you ever seen a creeper explode into a cloud of curry powder? It’s a sight to behold!
So come join us on our server, where stereotypes are shattered and creativity knows no bounds. Who knew that South Asians were not just tech wizards, but also Minecraft masters? It’s time to break free from the mold and show the world what we’re made of – one block at a time!
Just like the athlete sibling in this story, you may find yourself embarrassed by the sheer amount of pink surrounding you. But fear not, because we offer a safe space for all players to express themselves, even if it means driving around in a girly car.
And don’t worry about getting your license, because on our server, we’ll drive you to all your 5 am practices and even buy you breakfast! Just make sure to pay up if you throw out any of our precious charms and blankets – we don’t mess around when it comes to our pink decor.
So come join us on this outrageous adventure, where pink is the new black and driving in style is a must. Who needs a license when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let’s roll out in style, together!
Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?
So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!
