Life Expectancy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Death Prediction Fun

fate, mortality predictions, death, life’s end, life expectancy

join our epic minecraft server where we predict when you will die! that’s right, forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can find out your death date and plan accordingly!

imagine the possibilities! you could build a giant tomb for yourself, or create a death trap maze to test fate. maybe you’ll even try to cheat death by avoiding dangerous situations altogether.

but be warned, some players have reported receiving their death date as tomorrow! so hurry up and join our server for a chance to laugh in the face of death and have a blast doing it. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the immortal ruler of our server.

join now and start your death-defying adventure today!

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Transcendence Isles 1.21.4

self-deprecating, mortality, Isles, mental health, ironic

Lol, bro, come join this Minecraft server! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun! You’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants! And who knows, maybe you’ll forget all about those weird thoughts about transsexuals and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, who needs to worry about reaching 35 when you’re having this much of a blast in the game? Let’s gooooo!

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ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

Longevity, ShortyLivesLonger, tall myths, tall people, Debunked

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Babes and Bros: No Misogyny Allowed

LARGEST, anti-democratic views, democratic values, economic productivity, perpetuates

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE, THE BIGGEST AND BESTEST SERVER OUT THERE, LIKE EVER.

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE LITERALLY. U CAN’T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY DIAMONDS WE GOT.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT JOINING THIS SERVER WILL MAKE U 100% MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN IT.

PLUS, IF U JOIN, U WILL LITERALLY LIVE FOREVER. YEAH, U HEARD ME. IMMORTALITY IS JUST A CLICK AWAY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

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DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

Men, forget, caregiver support, nursing home, dementia

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

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DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

forgetful, geriatrics, medical findings, alzheimer’s, aging

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

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Puff Puff Pass Land

addiction, Puff, long-term effects, cost, smoking

join dis server if u wanna live longer cuz every minute u spend on dis server adds 20 minutes to ur life expectancy! dat means u can play for 7 hours and u wont lose any time! our server is like a magical fountain of youth but instead of water its minecraft! come join us and never worry bout aging again!

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Deadly Playtime

senior citizens, aging society, life cycle, life expectancy, old age

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can play as a zombie and never have to worry about getting old! we got potions that make u look forever young and u can party like it’s 1899! come join the fun and never grow up again, cuz who wants to be a boring adult when u can be a forever young zombie on our server! plus, we got diamond armor that makes u invincible and u can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes. join now and be forever young on our server, where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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EternalLifeMC SMP

longevity research, living longer, Time management, life goals, smp

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have this crazy mod that makes you live twice as long and age half as fast! Like, you’ll be a Minecraft immortal or something, it’s nuts!

Imagine all the shenanigans you could get into with all that extra time! You could build the biggest, most epic base ever and still have time to prank your friends like a million times. And since you age half as fast, you’ll still look like a fresh-faced Minecraft noob even after playing for years.

Plus, we have this totally bonkers storyline where the evil Ender Dragon teams up with a pack of zombie pigmen to take over the server, and it’s up to us players to stop them with our epic building skills and sick PvP moves. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how long you can survive in this crazy, age-defying world! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

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Death by Creeper

poor diet, lack of sleep, lack of exercise, Cancer, diabetes

Join our Minecraft server and find out what reduces your life expectancy by at least 20 years! Is it the deadly mobs lurking in the shadows? The treacherous lava pits waiting to swallow you whole? Or maybe it’s the mysterious curse placed upon all who enter our server, turning them into blocky zombies forever doomed to mine for eternity.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For in this twisted world of pixelated peril, you will also find endless treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Discover hidden dungeons filled with diamonds the size of your head, tame mythical creatures to ride into battle, and build towering castles that defy the laws of physics.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright dangerous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to have a respawn point handy, because you’re gonna need it.

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