join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of emotions. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably rage quit at least once. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and see just how many virtual lives you can ruin in a single day. it’s like the hunger games, but with blocks.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and start racking up that body count. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate destroyer of worlds. or maybe you’ll just end up getting griefed by a 12-year-old. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.
And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!
well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.
if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to meet this mythical hero!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a petting zoo filled with friendly wolves, adorable pandas, and a llama that spits diamonds (not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Kingdoms-based |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
| Community Size | Small |
| Features | Semi-Vanilla SMP, War and Politics, Weekly Events |
Discord – https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT
To join the Onyx Isle server, you will need to join our Discord and request to be whitelisted.
Our server rules are outlined in the Discord server, but generally include no griefing, respect for other players, and following kingdom guidelines.
Yes, we host weekly events within our communities for players to participate in and enjoy.
Absolutely! Players are free to create their own civilizations, engage in wars, and negotiate peace treaties within the kingdom system.
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who knows all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us for virtual interviews where you answer questions on video and send it to us – because who needs face-to-face interviews anyway?
But wait, there’s more! Come in for not one, not two, but THREE interviews before we maybe start you in a month if we need you. It’s like a game of job market musical chairs, but with more stress and less fun.
And if that’s not enough, we’ll hire you after a background and drug test that you’ll definitely pass because you’re a model citizen. Then we’ll ghost you for a few months before asking if you’re still interested in starting. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with less screaming and more confusion.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a virtual world where the rules are made up and the job offers don’t matter. It’s a job market adventure like no other!
Mini Anarchy is Minigames like SkyWars, BedWars and more coming soon
BUT the different thing about this Server is HACKS ARE ALLOW (no flying)
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Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical banana pickaxe! Our server is run by a team of mischievous leprechauns who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and groovy skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your socks off as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH
From small GETs to known spergs sperging out, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Our moderators are like superheroes, keeping the peace and making sure everyone has a good time. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on our Yotsuba catalog or 4chan media browser for some quality entertainment.
But that’s not all – we have public ban archives for those juicy drama moments, and a webm looper for when you just need to unwind with some funny videos. And if you want to enhance your 4chan Archive Experience, we’ve got you covered with some awesome userscripts.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
The Serpent.Ro community was born on 08.02.2021. Our goal is to offer the community of Romanian players the most unique and well-crafted gameplay on the servers we own.
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Welcome to CivLands – Where the adventure never ends! On our Minecraft towny server, we are always one step ahead in development! With a team of amazing developers and a ton of exciting plugins, we’re here to provide a gaming experience like no other!
And we have exciting news for you! We’ve introduced SlimeFun – yes, it’s like having mods directly in the game! Plus, we offer Skills to hone your skills, a variety of jobs to choose from, and even vehicles to explore the world in a whole new way!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on this epic journey of construction, exploration and adventure!
jogar.civlands.com.br:25569
144.76.8.18:25252