Join us for epic quests, build your own castle, and battle mythical creatures – all while avoiding gold diggers like Mark!
Our server is a safe haven where you can pay the bills with virtual diamonds and never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend mooching off your hard-earned loot.
So come on over and let’s build a world where real men pay the bills and greedy assholes get kicked out faster than you can say “block party!” Trust us, you won’t find any drama like this on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!
We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).
So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.
Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
