we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!
Not only will you have a new little sister to play with, but you’ll also have the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons in epic quests. Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.
So come join us and leave your old life behind – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of rainbow-colored llamas comes charging at you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time when a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere and started busting out some sick moves to a dubstep remix of the Minecraft theme song? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers? Or how about participating in a massive watermelon-eating contest with your fellow players to see who can consume the most in under a minute? Trust us, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is filled with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!
Join our wacky SMP where finding love isn’t just for the real world, but for your virtual blocky life too! Get married to another player and watch as your friendship levels skyrocket to new heights. Need help building a house? Your spouse will be there to lend a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Your partner will have your back.
But be warned, entering a relationship on our server comes with its own set of challenges. From dealing with jealous exes trying to sabotage your love to organizing a grand wedding ceremony complete with exploding creepers as fireworks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most love-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs from your fingertips, but you’ll also have the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be in the wacky world of Minecraft!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. One player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant hot tub after a mis-click with a bucket of lava. Another player discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-clad chickens plotting a revolution against the players. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players accidentally summoned a giant chicken boss that laid explosive eggs everywhere.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then join us and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life. Who knows, maybe your small decision to join will lead to epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and friendships that will last a lifetime.
Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
| Features | Description |
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| Lite RPG Experience | Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters |
| QoL Enhancements | Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps |
| Voting System | Rewards for voting, including Crate Key & Pinata |
| Player Economy | Player-driven economy with freedom to set prices |
| Cross-Platform Play | Play with friends on different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser |
| Discord Integration | Informative Discord channel with chat integration |
| Help Menu | Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance |
We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server whitelisted? | No, the server is open to all players. |
| What versions of Minecraft are supported? | Players can connect with different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser. |
| How can I participate in the player economy? | Sell items at your chosen price to other players in the community. |
| Are there special events or rewards for voting? | Yes, players receive rewards like Crate Key and a pinata for voting. |
| Is there 24/7 help available? | Yes, players can access a custom Help menu for assistance at any time. |
Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.
But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.
Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!
We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.
Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!
And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!
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| About | We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! |
| Server Settings | Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla |
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Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?
Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.
But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!