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Pre-InternetCraft

activities, analog era, before technology, childhood memories, digital age, face-to-face communication, historical perspective, hobbies, life before internet, Nostalgia, offline entertainment, old-fashioned fun, outdoor play, pastimes, pre-internet, PreInternetCraft, screen-free, simpler times, social interactions, Technology, traditional games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3508
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Back in the dark ages before the internet, we were all just wandering around like lost sheep, trying to figure out how to survive without our daily dose of memes and cat videos. But fear not, for now there is a Minecraft server so epic, it will make you forget all about the prehistoric times of dial-up internet!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden potato temple, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant potato.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs the internet when you have flying pigs and potato magic at your fingertips?

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Animals Bred:	147	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Villages Defended:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	3154
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

ad annoyance, ad blocker notifications, ad blockers, ad blocking software, ad interruptions, ad overload, adblocker, annoying ads, annoying pop ups, BlockBusterCraft, browser extensions, digital annoyances, Digital Marketing, internet ads, online advertising, online annoyances, online distractions, pop-up ads, technology frustrations, user experience, web browsing

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	182281
Mines Excavated:	1158	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchypvp, Anarchypvpsurvivalfun, Anarchyserver, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Anarchyworld, Battles, Boundaries, camping, Chaos, Cities, Community, creativity, Interference, Limits, lone wolf, master builder, Minecraft, No Anticheat, No Lag, rules, SmithCraft, Spawn, Strategist, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	100
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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