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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4577 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7120 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never look at mining and crafting the same way again.