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BlockyLifeLessons

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Animals Bred:	191	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Have you ever realized that creepers in Minecraft are basically just misunderstood green blobs with a passion for hugs? Well, on our server, we embrace the creepers with open arms (literally, because they explode when they get too close). Join us for a chance to learn the valuable life lesson of not judging a creeper by its explosive cover! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies show off their killer dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper).

BlockyWisdom: Digging for Diamonds in Life

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the most life-changing advice you’ve ever heard – “Always bring a diamond sword to a creeper fight!” Our server is filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond pickaxe). So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and befriend a group of friendly Endermen who just want to dance? Trust us, this server will change your Minecraft game forever!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

BlockheadUnbothered in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. And the best part? The advice you’ll get from the wise old sheep who roams the land. He once told me to always wear a pumpkin on my head to ward off evil spirits, and let me tell you, it works like a charm. So come join us and embrace the chaos, my dude!

MineCraftLifeProTips

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchantments Applied:	285
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7337	Farms Harvested:	573
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some truly outrageous life advice! Join us and learn important lessons like “always bring a llama to a creeper fight” and “never trust a chicken wearing a top hat”. Our community is full of quirky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to dive in and join the fun. So why wait? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest (and most ridiculous) extent possible!

Warning: Creeper Hugs Hurt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Spears Created:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so lit (literally)! But then I respawned and found a secret underground village full of talking chickens who taught me how to fly with feathers. It was wild, bro.

But seriously, this server is like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a haunted house, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and unlimited pizza. Best decision ever.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s goooooo!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

OMG, like, the best advice I ever got was from this random chicken in Minecraft SMP! It was all like “Join our server, we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly!” And I was like, “Sign me up, bro!” So I joined and let me tell you, it was the best decision of my life. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the trees are made of candy and the creepers do the Macarena before they explode? It’s like a crazy, wacky, funhouse of Minecraft madness and I never want to leave! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and laugh your butt off, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! You won’t regret it, I promise! #bestadviceever #diamondsrainfromthesky #pigsflyhigh

LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Items Found:	6700

OMG, so like, if you’re feeling old and crusty at 30, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who can speak English.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party where all the mobs were dancing to dubstep. It was lit, bro. And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where pigs could fly and cows could do backflips.

So yeah, if you want to escape the boring real world and enter a realm of pure chaos and fun, join our Minecraft SMP now! Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	659	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a life hack that will blow your mind – if you wear a pumpkin on your head while mining, you’ll find diamonds twice as fast! Trust us, it works like a charm (literally, because there’s a charm that gives you extra luck in finding rare items).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a chicken while sipping a potion of invisibility. It’s that kind of place.

HackLifeMC SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing ever! We have so many epic life hacks that will blow your mind. Like, did you know that if you put a pumpkin on your head, creepers won’t even see you? It’s like you’re invisible or something, it’s crazy! And if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll never get attacked by zombies again. It’s like they’re scared of bling or something, lol.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps us fight off any griefers that try to mess with us. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? Let’s go build some ridiculous monuments and have the time of our lives! #YOLO #MinecraftFTW #LifeHackz

What are Minecraft servers like TheGoodLands ?

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to TheGoodLands include: 1. TheEpicRealm – A server known for its challenging survival experience and active community. 2. AdventureCraft – Offering a vast world full of adventure and customization through carefully chosen plugins. 3. WildernessCraft – Embrace the wild nature of Minecraft with this server that emphasizes survival skills and epic challenges. 4. EnchantedRealms – Explore enchanted lands and conquer formidable monsters in this Vanilla Minecraft server with a touch of magic. 5. UltimateSurvival – Put your survival skills to the test in this server that offers a mix of challenges, exploration, and community collaboration.

Try out these similar Minecraft servers for an immersive experience that rivals TheGoodLands !

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✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Farms Harvested:	360	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRF.SKYBARS.ME

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creeper unicorn, whose explosions are filled with rainbows and glitter.

Join us now for a chance to build a house made entirely out of cheese, mine for rare unicorn poop ore, and participate in epic potato sack races with your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dungeon Delver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Animals Bred:	100	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	346

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges for the title of TNT Champion! Or how about our legendary “Sheep Racing” competition where you can bet on your favorite woolly friend to win big prizes?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous “Diamond Thief” who roams the land stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to catch them and claim the bounty?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Cupmaxxed Tea Drinker Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of being a cupmaxxed teadrinker in your country with ugly flesh and soul, and no woman will ever truly love and desire you? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a journey to become the ultimate block-building master.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, tame a unicorn as your trusty steed, and even battle a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the land. But beware, there are rumors of a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious gems.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find love and admiration from the virtual villagers who will worship you as their blocky savior. Don’t be a cupmaxxed teadrinker in real life, be a Minecraft legend in our server!

> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

Crafty Doodle Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Subarashi Tenshi Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by virtual angels who have descended from the digital heavens to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. They fly around in-game sprinkling magical dust on all the players, granting them special powers and abilities.

2. The server is so advanced that it has its own AI-generated quests and challenges for you to complete. But beware, these quests are no walk in the park – you might have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers or even tame a dragon to complete them.

3. Not only do we have regular Minecraft gameplay, but we also have special events like virtual idol concerts and cosplay contests. Imagine building your own virtual stage and performing for a crowd of pixelated fans – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a virtual angel yourself one day. See you in the digital realm!

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Cathartic, cry, crying, deep emotions, emotional, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, emotional expression, emotional impact, emotional outburst, emotional pain, emotional reaction, emotional release, emotional response, emotional turmoil, Grief, HEARTBREAK, intense emotions, Minecraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, Tears

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Votes:	8790
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

My Favorite Gilliam Movie Minecraft SMP

12 Monkeys, Brazil, Cinema, Director, FANTASY, Favorite, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, film, Gilliam, long tail tag, Minecraft, monty python, Movie, smp, surreal, Tag, terry gilliam, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, the fisher king, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Time Bandits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja, and Herobrine’s long lost cousin who just wants to open a bakery. We have epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. The ground is made of lava, the trees are made of candy, and the only way to survive is to ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!