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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4256 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
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