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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 684 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 94 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 283 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.