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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3216 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
