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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8883 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.
So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!