Licked In The Blocky Abyss

unconventional desires, unusual preferences, why hasn’t you licked, funny relationship dynamics, intimate questions

🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

Feature	Description
Teleporting Cactus	Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
Enderman Whisperer	Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
Reverse Gravity Mode	Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
Spawn of Infinite Villagers	Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
Blocky Demons	Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

❓FAQ – Unanswered Questions❓

Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

💬Random Quotes from “Players”💬

“Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

“The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

“I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

“In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

support system, personal development, future planning, Boundaries, balance

Are you tired of spending more time with your Minecraft villagers than your own family? Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who just won’t let you play in peace! Our server is the perfect place to prioritize your time and finally finish that virtual Bachelor’s degree you’ve been working on for 8 years. Say goodbye to daily 30-minute phone calls and endless family visits, and say hello to a clean virtual apartment and a full-time job in the Minecraft world. Don’t let your in-game future be controlled by your real-life family – join our server and take back control of your gaming destiny! #PrioritizeYourBlocks

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TripDipNoFriendship

Emotional Abuse, third wheel, unhealthy dynamics, personal boundaries, Communication Issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time when your friend’s girlfriend told him to “go ahead and f*ck her” (yikes, talk about awkward!).

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.

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Pre-ApprovedCraft

income inequality, discrimination, credit card, Borrowing, Rich

join our epic minecraft server where everyone is pre-approved for credit cards they don’t want! become a virtual millionaire and flex on all the peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe.

build your own mansion made entirely of credit cards and live like a true baller. but beware, the credit card companies are always watching, ready to repo your virtual assets if you can’t pay up.

join now and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility in a blocky, pixelated world. who needs real money when you have unlimited credit on our server? come live the high life and show off your wealth in the most ridiculous way possible.

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🎣 Shady Fish & Gear Emporium – The Sunburned Survival Adventure! Java+Bedrock 1.20-1.21+

Shaded Twitter, 1.201.21, twitter, Emporium, fishing log

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!🎣✨
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron! 💰🌊
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences. 🛡️💪
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference! 🔒🏠
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless! 💎💸
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support! 🗳️👑
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded! 🏆🎉

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. 🤝💻

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Stay connected with us through our Discord, Twitter, and website for the latest news, updates, and exclusive content:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the Shaded server?	To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. You can choose to participate or not based on your playstyle preferences.
How do I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded has a robust land claiming and grief prevention system in place. You can easily claim your land and rest assured that your builds are safe.
Are there custom features available on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as a Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, Custom Gear, Economy, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

No Racism Minecraft Server

racial stereotypes, ignorance, reproductive capabilities, breeding, prejudice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!

Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!

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SMP_KariOpeForestCraft

hololive, flaps in the Night, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe! Join us if you dare to face the tantalizing terror that flaps in the night.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mori Calliope herself once battled a horde of Endermen with nothing but a diamond sword and a stack of pork chops. And she emerged victorious, of course, because she’s a total boss.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the zombie pigmen that guard the entrance – they have a taste for noobs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts terrifying and tantalizing, look no further than Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe. Join us and prepare to face the ultimate challenge – surviving in a world where the terror never sleeps.

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FanFicFrenzy Minecraft Server

let down, bills, unhappiness, hobby, screenplay

Are you tired of your partner spending more time on fan fiction than on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a world of endless possibilities where you can escape from reality and build your own fantasy world.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No more worrying about your partner’s unrealistic expectations for their fan fiction project. On our server, the only limit is your imagination! 2. Say goodbye to feeling neglected and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of balancing hobbies and responsibilities. 3. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own story without the drama of real life getting in the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs fan fiction when you have Minecraft?

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PatheticCraft: No Marriage for You

relationship, Indian, woe is me, Paris, Online Games

Are you tired of being a creepy shut-in like my friend? Do you want to break free from the “woe is me” attitude and actually have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server and escape from your sad reality!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a tall, muscular hunk who takes girls to Paris or a 5’2″ 90-pound dude who just wants a hot young Indian girl. We don’t judge here, we just want you to have a good time!

Forget about arranged marriages and societal expectations, on our server, you can find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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BritWitCraft

british culture, Impact, Division, uncertainty, Government

Are you tired of the chaos in the UK and looking for a way to escape the madness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding tea kettles, flying crumpets, and a quest to find the legendary fish and chips recipe hidden deep within the virtual world. Who needs Brexit drama when you can build your own pixelated paradise with us? Come join the fun and leave the real world behind!

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New Server IP

Licking Poopy Hole