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  • Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

    Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

    🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

    Feature Description
    Teleporting Cactus Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
    Enderman Whisperer Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
    Reverse Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
    Spawn of Infinite Villagers Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
    Blocky Demons Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

    ❓FAQ – Unanswered Questions❓

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

    💬Random Quotes from “Players”💬

    “Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

    “The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

    “I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

    “In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Eviyon Network

    Eviyon Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.

    mc.eviyon.net

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  • LIMITLESS SMP

    LIMITLESS SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    24/7 Server Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
    Active Members Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
    Growing Community Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
    Multiple SMPs Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
    Respectful Players No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
    Events & Challenges Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
    Zero Hate Tolerance Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Why should I join Limitless SMP?

    Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

    You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

    Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

    Join our Discord server: Discord Link

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  • Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

    Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!

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  • Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

    Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the shadow of your girlfriend’s mom? Do you want to escape the clutches of an overbearing mother-in-law before you even tie the knot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).

    We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.

    So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!

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  • ExAckedGrief – Minecraft Server

    ExAckedGrief – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex and your current girlfriend both log on and start fighting over you in the chat. Will you choose to side with your high school sweetheart or your new flame? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense PvP action either way!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exes, drama queens, and love triangles galore. You never know what will happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

    Join now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have ex-lovers and jealous girlfriends to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • BlockyLastWords

    BlockyLastWords

    New Minecraft Servers

    Calling all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to witness the most shocking, bizarre, and unexpected confessions from our players right before they “pass away” in-game. From confessing their undying love for a block of dirt to revealing their secret obsession with collecting virtual chickens, you never know what you’ll hear on our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nurse NPC, who will listen to all your woes and heal your Minecraft wounds with her magical potions. And rumor has it, she’s heard some pretty wild confessions from players on their deathbeds. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GazaCraft: Trump Edition

    GazaCraft: Trump Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? we got this epic minecraft server that’s gonna be so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we’re gonna “take over” and “own” the whole server just like Trump wants to do with Gaza. but don’t worry, we’re gonna make it way more fun and way less political.

    come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)

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  • Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server

    Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever!

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  • Distant Horizon

    Distant Horizon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Explore New Frontiers in our vast Minecraft universe! Join a growing community of adventurers, builders, and explorers. What We Offer: Skyblock: Build your island, complete challenges, and dominate the leaderboards. Survival: Survive, build, and thrive in a challenging world. Lifesteal: Fight to the death! Steal health with every kill and be the last one standing. Minigames: Fun PvP and creative games for players of all kinds! Custom Features: Unique events, custom rewards, and more. Play with Economy, Quests, and Leveling. Active Community: Join events, make new friends, and share your creations! Join us at: play.disthorizon.com Safe & Secure: Anti-griefing protections for your builds. Vote and Earn: Vote for rewards and help grow the server!

    play.disthorizon.com:25567

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