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  • Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

    Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

    🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

    Feature Description
    Teleporting Cactus Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
    Enderman Whisperer Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
    Reverse Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
    Spawn of Infinite Villagers Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
    Blocky Demons Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

    ❓FAQ – Unanswered Questions❓

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

    💬Random Quotes from “Players”💬

    “Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

    “The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

    “I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

    “In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LickCraftDonutDenial

    LickCraftDonutDenial

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the drama is as stale as day-old donuts? Then come join our server for a wild ride of excitement and hilarity!

    Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are on a quest to find the legendary Golden Donut, rumored to grant the eater unlimited power and sugar rushes for days. But beware, for there are trolls lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious donuts and lick off all the sugar before handing it back to you with a mischievous grin.

    Join now and experience the thrill of epic donut battles, where friendships are tested and saliva is swapped in the heat of the moment. Will you be the ultimate donut champion, or will you crumble under the pressure of sugary sabotage?

    Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft server adventure of your life! Join us now and let the donut drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • > DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

    > DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ToeLickin’ Minecraft Server

    ToeLickin’ Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can have your toes licked by virtual Minecraft creatures! That’s right, no need to worry about foot hygiene because these creatures have impeccable cleanliness standards. Join our server for the ultimate toe-tickling experience and let your feet be pampered like never before! Trust us, once you’ve had your toes licked in Minecraft, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get those toes ready for some virtual loving!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!

    Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address (JAVA) 37.10.122.12:25984
    IP Address (BEDROCK) 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

    Discord Server

    Mac land is a survival server with a friendly and chaotic small community. The server has been running for a couple of months and features towns, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server has been running for a couple of months.

    Q: What can I expect from the server?

    A: A survival server with towns, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    Q: Is the community friendly?

    A: Yes, the community is described as friendly yet chaotic.

    Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit, and other random features implemented based on community requests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server

    Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, serious answers only…just kidding, bring on the memes and chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than miuna! Our server is home to a community of wacky players who love to do the most ridiculous things you can imagine.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, participate in our annual llama racing competition, and try not to get pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join miuna today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFavorNoAskMC

    NoFavorNoAskMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

    So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TimeTravelBuddy

    TimeTravelBuddy

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you could spend time with any one person in History who would it be? Well, obviously it would be Steve from Minecraft! Can you imagine mining diamonds together, fighting off creepers, and building epic structures side by side? Plus, rumor has it that Steve is a master at redstone contraptions and can even tame a herd of wild pigs to do his bidding. So why join our server? Because you never know when Steve might log on and invite you on an adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DemocraftUnderminerz

    DemocraftUnderminerz

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.

    plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP