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Licked In The Blocky Abyss

humorous intimacy, unusual preferences, intimate questions, curiosity in relationships, light-hearted intimacy

🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

Feature	Description
Teleporting Cactus	Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
Enderman Whisperer	Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
Reverse Gravity Mode	Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
Spawn of Infinite Villagers	Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
Blocky Demons	Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

❓FAQ – Unanswered Questions❓

Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

💬Random Quotes from “Players”💬

“Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

“The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

“I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

“In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

LickCraftDonutDenial

refusing, biscuit dough, mood lifting, LickCraftDonutDenial, Licked

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the drama is as stale as day-old donuts? Then come join our server for a wild ride of excitement and hilarity!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are on a quest to find the legendary Golden Donut, rumored to grant the eater unlimited power and sugar rushes for days. But beware, for there are trolls lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious donuts and lick off all the sugar before handing it back to you with a mischievous grin.

Join now and experience the thrill of epic donut battles, where friendships are tested and saliva is swapped in the heat of the moment. Will you be the ultimate donut champion, or will you crumble under the pressure of sugary sabotage?

Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft server adventure of your life! Join us now and let the donut drama unfold!

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> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

sexual experience, arousal, Normalfags, Country, dude

Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

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ToeLickin’ Minecraft Server

fetish, INTIMATE, toe licking, indulgence, FANTASY

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can have your toes licked by virtual Minecraft creatures! That’s right, no need to worry about foot hygiene because these creatures have impeccable cleanliness standards. Join our server for the ultimate toe-tickling experience and let your feet be pampered like never before! Trust us, once you’ve had your toes licked in Minecraft, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get those toes ready for some virtual loving!

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TariffCraft: No Delay!

NAFTA, Import Taxes, North America, trade policy, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s tariffs on mexican and canadian imports! we have no room for delay in our quest for domination, just like trump! build your own wall of blocks and keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to invade your territory. trust us, this server is gonna be HUGE. so huge, even trump would be jealous. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #minecrafttrump

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Minecraft Gene Quest

disease transmission, global health, Quest, medical breakthrough, genetic variation

so, liek, this server is liek the ultimate place to be if u wanna have a blast in minecraft. our map is so detailed, it reveals all the essential genes in the malaria parasite.

u might be thinking, “wtf does that have to do with minecraft?” well let me tell u, our server is so advanced that we have genetically modified mobs that will blow ur mind. imagine fighting a creeper with the genes of a malaria parasite, now that’s some next level sh*t.

join us if u wanna experience the most insane battles and adventures in minecraft. trust me, u won’t find anything like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

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Davidscloud Servers

pay to win, Banking System, platform restrictions, Event World, survival chances

About Davidscloud:

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection:

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life:

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds:

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit:

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Got questions? Join our Discord!

Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Vanilla Server Information:

Join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565! Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132.

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How long has Davidscloud been a gaming community?	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community.
What protection features does the Minecraft server offer?	Players have a grief prevention system and a friendly admin team to help protect their builds.
What additional features are provided for player enjoyment?	A banking system, Market with Merchants, and multiple worlds to explore are available.
Can players access an Amplified World on the server?	Yes, players can access the Amplified World added in version 1.18.
Does the server support cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players can enjoy cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

IndieCraft Universe 1.20.3

Birthday Calendar, japanese, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, Global

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard of this lit Minecraft server that’s like, totally dedicated to indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more? Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is for the VIPs only, regardless of what language they stream in.

And get this, you can even shill your 499view oshi here, like, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube numbers to back it up. We’re talking about the big leagues here, folks.

Check out the numbers for the top indie vtubers, like Vei with 5,380 viewers or Dokibird with 5,092 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like Orkpod with 3,832 viewers, keeping it real in Russian.

So, if you’re tired of the corpo vtubers and want to support the small independent talents, come join this Minecraft server. We’ve got all the guides, archives, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) to keep you in the loop.

And hey, if you’re into ducks, we’ve got Dashducks streaming too. So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let’s get this party started!

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LaborCraft Minecraft Server

relationship, Disappointment, Server, Expectations, Support

Come join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to hide in the hallway during childbirth! Our virtual birthing room is a safe space for all players to support each other as they bring their blocky babies into the world. Plus, we have special water buckets for hydration and hand-holding sessions with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unforgettable experience – join now and show your partner how it’s done!

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NightStayWithFriend

friendship, Priorities, respecting decisions, INDEPENDENCE, staying over

Looking for a server that will make your brain cells explode with excitement? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player in all the land!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with other players for glory and prizes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

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