Imagine a world where your in-game chats are as spicy as Lisa’s conversations with Dave. Will you resist the temptation to send nudes in exchange for virtual diamonds? Will you uncover the truth behind the mysterious player using a VPN to hide their identity?
But beware, just like Lisa’s career prospects, your in-game reputation could be on the line. Will you end up in virtual jail for your questionable decisions? Only time will tell.
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Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Steve once rode a dragon into battle on our server and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of dirt. And if you join now, you might just get the chance to do the same!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs licensing dormant IPs when you have a server this insane?!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.
So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!
-== Planets ==- Everyone can create up to three entire Minecraft worlds called planets. Each planet is automatically protected; only those the planet owner(s) trust can modify the world. Due to each planet being a separate world, planet owners can change game rules, edit entities, and more. There are many templates to choose from, including void, superflats, seeds, and pre-made maps.
-== Our Goals ==- – Provide the best Creative game-type server, period. – Foster a safe and welcoming community for all to enjoy. – Encourage ethical technology values such as open sharing (licensing) and collaboration. – Empower players with mini-server-like planets so they can take ownership of their own unique digital space. – Preserve Minecraft history by updating old maps and making them widely accessible. – Nurture Minecraft as a platform for creation in many avenues.
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But wait, there’s more! While other servers may have neglected the menfolk in their porn novel licensing endeavors, we have a tragic tale to tell. The once mighty Sol Press, purveyor of smut for the male gaze, has sadly met its demise. But fear not, for our server is here to pick up the mantle and provide all genders with the literary filth they desire.
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WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS, AND PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT BLINDS THE CREEPERS AND MAKES THEM DANCE THE MACARENA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CAKE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS?! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! YOU CAN LITERALLY SPAWN INSIDE A DELICIOUS DESSERT!
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Join us and become the best Minecraft athlete the world has ever seen! Show off your skills in virtual soccer, basketball, and even extreme ironing competitions. Who needs real-life sports when you can dominate the virtual arena?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic cricket matches you’ve ever witnessed. Watch as players swing their pickaxes and battle it out on the field for glory and bragging rights.
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