| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5081 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5570 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 160 |
But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!
Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6440 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5069 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6931 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 276 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8027 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4247 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3023 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | New Chunks Explored: | 72635 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.
Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.
So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4504 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 31908 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4240 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4262 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3391 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6925 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays
