| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8858 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 205 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3933 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8581 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 395 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.
2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.
4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.
5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4138 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8801 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 175 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6329 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9497 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.
2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.
3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?
4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!
5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3936 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4574 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9108 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1013 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6737 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4135 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9577 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the villagers were actually secretly trained ninjas who challenged the player to a duel! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, potions flying everywhere, and even a dragon swooping in for a surprise attack. In the end, the player emerged victorious and was hailed as the hero of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CIWS (China’s CIWS) that has the best gunshot sound in the world. It’s so powerful that it can blast through mountains, summon lightning storms, and even turn your enemies into chickens (literally).
So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe a few exploding sheep along the way, then join our Minecraft SMP server today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.
