Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!
Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold dance parties with Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump lookalikes. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that we use to take over neighboring servers.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special Reddit board dedicated to our server where you can find the dankest memes and hottest gossip. Join us at https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/ for a good time.
So, what are you waiting for? Join Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures!
We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!
Join us for epic battles against creepers who have been brainwashed by the Illuminati, or team up with your fellow players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been spreading fake news throughout the land.
But beware, for there are rumors of a secret underground base where the legendary Herobrine resides, plotting to turn all of Minecraft into a giant meme. Will you be brave enough to face him and save the world from his trolling ways?
So come on, grab your diamond sword and your enchanted armor, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many memes).
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have taken up salsa dancing as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, and only you can stop them with your mad Minecraft skills. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers and turns zombies into disco-loving party animals.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the pixelated universe!
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.
Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.
So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkling unicorn?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Welcome to Warped SMP |
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| About Us |
| Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset. |
| Vanilla experience |
| We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. |
| Community |
| We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more. |
| Respect |
| We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you. |
We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.
A: No, griefing is strictly against the rules on Warped SMP. We have a zero-tolerance policy for griefing.
A: As long as your builds follow the server rules and are respectful to other players, you are free to be as creative as you like!
A: Server resets are rare on Warped SMP. The last reset was 2 months ago with no plans for another reset in the near future.
A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there. Our community values trust and dedication.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is hot on your trail, ready to steal your precious loot and turn it into a giant omelette!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is filled with friendly players who will join forces with you to defeat the Chicken Overlord and claim victory for all of block-kind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to bacon, in which case you might want to steer clear of those dancing pigs).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who are always on the lookout for new recruits. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the bamboo sword as you sneak through the shadows and unleash your inner warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you! Only on our server will you experience such wacky and unpredictable moments.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a Minecraft version of Cirque du Soleil!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete in epic chicken races. The winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly for a day!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s been practicing his stand-up comedy routine and he’s not afraid to roast you (literally).
Our network is open to everyone, it doesn’t matter how old you are or how young you are as long as you have fun with others and especially in our Network! We are a close-knit community with reliable players. Our Staff team is always ready to help you when necessary. Our staff team also listens to your ideas to make the servers according to your wishes, what you want and what you can enjoy because that is our number 1 priority. We don’t just have Survival, no, we also have Oneblock and Prison where you and all your friends, family and acquaintances can play. Our game modes are unique and very cool to play. We die every week to improve your playing experience and also with updates and/or events.
Come join our friendly community! Hopefully we will see you soon in our Minecraft Network and in our Discord server.
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