| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8635 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Mc.Sepulchrumsmp.online
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2178 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Join our server and witness the chaos as our players battle it out to see who can survive the longest with all these crazy health issues. Will you be the one to outlast them all? Or will you succumb to the madness and join the ranks of the unhealthy boomers?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special power-ups that can give you super strength, speed, and even the ability to eat all the junk food you want without consequences! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where health is a luxury and chaos reigns supreme!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7450 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 279 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Join us for a chance to witness outrageous scenarios like a 60-year-old man building a mansion for a 20-year-old e-girl, only to trap her inside and force her to mine diamonds for him. Or how about a group of silver foxes forming a cult and brainwashing young players into becoming their Minecraft wives?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of these insane stories and more on our server. Join now and let the chaos unfold!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7319 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.
So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1430 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Our server offers exclusive perks like employee preview nights for big events (in-game, of course) and special passes for our virtual Halloween event. Bring a guest and show off your building skills to impress them – who knows, you might even find love in the world of Minecraft!
Forget about Dollar Tree drama and retail woes, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes in a way only possible in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 510 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 472 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8416 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your boring, fear-filled life. Adventure awaits!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8847 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1881 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 4910 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4363 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8379 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the rich get what they deserve and llamas are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7357 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8990 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8820 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the treacherous waters of the game and even teach you how to speak Dolphin!
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Only the bravest adventurers can unlock its mysteries.
3. Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Ender Chicken. This massive, feathered beast roams the land, terrorizing players and stealing their loot. Can you defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself?
So, what are you waiting for? Join the Future Earthian Captain Space Battleship SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7935 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2613 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
