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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3617 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 374 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 184 |
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