UselessSkillzMC SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!

DumbCraftIQ

below average intelligence, cognitive abilities, cognitive development issues, cognitive impairment, DumbCraftIQ, intellectual deficiency, intellectual disabilities, lack of cognitive skills, lack of critical thinking, lack of reasoning skills, learning disabilities, limited mental capacity, low intelligence, low iq, mental retardation, poor decision making, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow learner, unintelligent behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3577	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cost, CraftyCommiesMC, Damage, Defense, Economy, finance, international relations, Invasion, Military, Morning attack, Political, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US$1.3 billion, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest battles ever. like, imagine if ukraine and russia were in minecraft and they had a morning attack that cost like, a bajillion dollars. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this server. join now and be part of the madness. plus, we have like, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u won’t find that on any other server, i swear. so like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

Diamonds & Waves Server

bedeck, Buoy, continental drift, continents, diamond formation, diamonds, Earth’s crust, geological forces, Geological processes, geology, Mantle waves, mineral formation, Natural phenomena, plate tectonics, precious stones, seismic activity, Server, subterranean movements, tectonic uplift, uplifted landmasses, Upward, Waves

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where mantle waves lift continents up and sprinkle them with diamonds like confetti at a party. you’ll be mining for days and still not run out of bling bling. the land is literally alive and wants to make you rich, so why not take advantage of this geological generosity? join now and become the richest miner in all the land!

Hermitcraft-inspired server with more structures and proximity voice chat, but java 1.21 and 17+ only! LGBTQ+ friendly!

Chat, Community Focused, Events, Friendly, HermitCraft Inspired, Hermitcraftinspired, java, java1.21, LGBTQ, new season, new world, Player Economy, Proximity, proximity voice chat, Server, smp, Structures, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

About Us

A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more! Our server is inspired by the Hermitcraft server and focuses on fostering a tight-knit community.

Features

Special Districts	Shopping, minigames
Monthly Building Challenges	Compete and showcase your building skills
Events	Special events and an MCC-inspired championship

Plugins

Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server with quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks such as CoreProtect, EssentialsX, Dynmap, and more.

Rules

Be kind and respectful
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or exploiting
Must own Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old
No big mob and redstone farms

Applications

If you are interested in joining our community, please submit a thoughtful application here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be over 17 years old.
Are there specific building challenges?	Yes, we have monthly building challenges for players to participate in.
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is semi-vanilla and does not allow mod usage.
How can I report a rule violation?	You can report any violations to the server admins or through our Discord server.

NarutoCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Anime, Author, Character development, creativity, criticism, determination, fan theories, hard work, kishimoto, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoCraft, ninja, perseverance, series, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, success, Theme, Writing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of working hard in real life only to come home and work hard in Minecraft too? Well, fear not, because on our server, we believe in taking the easy way out! Join us and experience a world where hard work is a thing of the past and laziness reigns supreme.

Imagine a world where you can defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a couple of rotten potatoes. Or where you can build a house out of diamonds and obsidian in just five minutes. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why did Kishimoto abandon the theme of hard work in his series? Because he knew that our server existed and that true greatness comes from taking shortcuts and bending the rules. Join us today and see just how far you can go with a little bit of laziness and a whole lot of fun!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Advanced Quest, Anime NYC 2024, Back to School Campaign, blocky, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Gilgamesh (Archer), GRAND, Koyanskaya of Light, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Order, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and mysterious traps. Who knows what kind of adventure awaits around every corner?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boyfriend, coming out, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, friendship, high school, Honesty, Jealousy, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, prejudice, relationships, Secrets, Server, Stereotypes, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet our resident love triangle – Me (16M), Carly (15F), and Quinn (15M). Carly is a closeted lesbian, I’m bi, and Quinn is just trying to keep up with all the drama. Will they figure out their feelings while mining for diamonds? Only time will tell!

Watch out for unexpected lunch break encounters, jealous boyfriends, and emotional car rides. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a preacher’s daughter, a debutant ball fem, and a jealous boyfriend all in one place? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama!

WeddingWheelsNoDeals

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Etiquette, family, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal vehicle, relationships, stress, SUV, Transportation, turo, vehicle ownership, vehicle rental, Wedding, wedding day, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingWheelsNoDeals

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	6972	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of in-laws trying to steal your ride for your own wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!

FlawlessSOacceptor – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compromise, Empathy, FlawlessSOacceptor, flaws, forgiveness, growth, imperfections, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Animals Bred:	163
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment!

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

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