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GodlyGaffe Minecraft Server
Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons while juggling TNT blocks. It’s a blast, literally!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a rainbow unicorn riding a llama while playing a harmonica. The possibilities are endless!
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THE CLUB SMP

ABOUT THE CLUB SMP
About Us The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! Hardware & Setup Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21.4 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 8GB (64 Total) Mods & Tweaks We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided! Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net APPLICATION
Application Process Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server here! Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist -
CraftyRelationshipGoals
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and sensitive? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments about your block-building habits and appearance.Our server is like no other, where you can be intimate with your closest friends while mining for diamonds. Who needs a regular relationship when you can have a really close friend who also happens to be your Minecraft partner?
So, if you’re ready to suck it up and embrace the chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who will insult you in the most loving way possible.
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CraftyQueers: High T Levels
so, like, if you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, then listen up, cuz it’s gonna blow your mind, dude! like, did you know that on this server, we got masculine lesbians runnin’ the show? yeah, you heard me right! they’re like, super strong and stuff, cuz they got higher testosterone levels, according to some study or whatever.but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!
and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!
so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Klover

Klover SMP Server Overview
Features Discord server with game chat integration Creative world with worldedit and axiom plugins OneBlock map for a unique challenge New Survival seed with epic generation All are welcome, including LGBTQ+ individuals. The server focuses on creativity, curiosity, and community.
Play styles vary, but mutual respect and fun are key rules to follow on the server.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I join the server?
A: To join the server, you can contact the server owner or admin for the IP address and any necessary details.
Q: Is the server modded?
A: The server is semi-vanilla, meaning it has some plugins for added features but does not significantly alter the vanilla gameplay experience.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the Discord server?
A: Yes, the Discord server has voice chat support for players who prefer to communicate that way.
Q: What is the goal of the OneBlock map?
A: The OneBlock map challenges players to see how far they can progress using only one regenerating block.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: The main rules are to be kind and have fun while respecting others on the server.




