But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave! Our traps are so sneaky, they’ll have you falling into their traps over and over again. The femboys are so fierce, they’ll have you questioning your own masculinity. The trans players are so powerful, they’ll have you rethinking everything you thought you knew about gender. And the twinks? Well, let’s just say they’ll have you twinkling with delight as you explore our crazy world.
So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your own identity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
Witness the epic saga of a divorced couple, Gary and his ex-wife, as they battle it out over school fees, birthday parties, and who pays for Becky’s school supplies. Will Gary ever step up and be a responsible parent? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Step into the shoes of Becky, the rebellious teenager caught in the middle of it all. Will she stand up to her super religious stepmom, defy her dad’s outdated beliefs, and finally cut ties with her dysfunctional family? The choice is yours!
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous plot twists, and jaw-dropping family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!
Join us and unleash your inner thick-thighed warrior as you embark on a quest to make your virtual butt bigger than ever before. No, we’re not kidding! Our server is all about embracing your unique genes and flaunting that cute feminine butt you’ve always dreamed of.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can show off your thick thighs in epic competitions and win fabulous prizes. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re not a fag, bi, in the closet, a troon, or if you refuse to take hormones or show bussy. We welcome all players with open arms (and thick thighs).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your bootylicious adventures begin!
| Version | 1.20.1 (modded) |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.
We are planning to be hosting our on Double Life Event on Saturday Nights 9pm EST Time zone so if your interested!! This is the best time to join the server!!!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server running? | The server is running version 1.20.1 (modded). |
| Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? | Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly. |
| What kinds of players are you looking for? | We are seeking redstoners, builders, farmers, and more. |
| Are there any special events on the server? | Yes, we host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. |
| Is voice chat mandatory on the server? | No, voice chat is optional. Players can choose whether or not to participate. |
Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?
Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, for this dungeon was guarded by a ferocious pack of killer bunnies wearing top hats. Our brave player managed to defeat the bunnies with nothing but a carrot and a dream, and emerged victorious with riches beyond their wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots, because why not?
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs boring old sex scenes in movies when you can have epic adventures in Minecraft instead? Let your creativity run wild and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). See you there!
WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC PVP BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS EXPLODING EVERYWHERE! 💣💥
ALSO, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD! 🦙🐔
IF YOU DON’T JOIN, THE US WILL GIVE UKRAINE ALL THE DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR THEY WANT, AND THEN WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! 😂
SO COME JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND INSANE SHENANIGANS THAT HAPPEN ON OUR SERVER EVERY DAY! 🤪🎉
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).
So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
We got crazy builds that will blow your mind! Want to build a giant banana made out of diamonds? Done. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Easy peasy. Want to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of cheese? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored. We have dance parties every night, where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. We have treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon. And every month, we have a build battle where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hamas approved, baby!
| Launch Date | 25th of August |
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| Server Location | Europe |
| Discord | discord.gg/KingdomsSMP |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the theme of the server? | The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players form kingdoms and compete for dominance. |
| Will there be PvP and combat? | PvP and combat are not the primary focus, and raids require admin approval to preserve player efforts in building their kingdoms. |
| How many kingdoms will there be? | 5-6 kingdoms will be established, each consisting of 4-10 players. |
Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!
Join us for insane adventures, like when our players tried to mine diamonds but ended up unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen instead. Or that time we had a massive build battle that turned into a giant lava pit party. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, hop on board this crazy train and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of TNT – you’re gonna need it!
Join our server and watch as AI-controlled mobs do the most ridiculous dances while you try to mine for diamonds. Need help building a castle? Our AI architects will design the most extravagant structures you’ve ever seen (complete with secret passages and lava traps, of course).
But that’s not all! Our AI chatbot will keep you entertained with the most hilarious jokes and memes while you explore the vast world of our server. And if you ever get lost, just ask our AI navigation system for directions – it’s like having your own personal GPS in the game!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before, thanks to our AI overlords. Who knew robots could be so fun?