Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?
So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!
Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.
So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!
Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.
So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!
Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.
But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?
So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.
So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!
And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!
Imagine this: your husband, a lawyer, and you, an engineer, both with intense careers, but he wants a second child. You’re happy with your daughter, but he’s adamant about expanding the family. So, you end up with two daughters, aged 3 and 1, and your mom quits her nursing job to take care of them full-time. But here’s the kicker – you pay her $3000 a month, because, you know, daycare prices are just too mainstream.
Your husband starts complaining about the cost, even though he makes $140k and you make $110k. He thinks you’re overpaying your mom and demands she go back to babysitting for less money. But you stand your ground and refuse to let your mom go back to being underpaid. It’s a battle of wills, a clash of egos, all in the name of childcare drama!
Join our server for the ultimate showdown of family feuds, outrageous demands, and questionable financial decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and witness the chaos unfold!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your building skills, they will grant you three wishes (Minecraft related, of course).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TikTok when you have llamas and blocky landscapes to explore? Join us now and never look back at your days of social media withdrawal!
and get this, on this server, you can build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. like, how epic is that?
plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the evil zombie llamas that guard it. they’ll try to steal your precious loot, so you gotta be on your toes.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every night in the enchanted forest? you can dance with talking animals and eat unlimited cake. it’s lit, fam.
so, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and magical minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🍭🏰💎🦙🎉🍰
The server for the version[1144-1194)Vanillaserverwithanadequateadmincomein!!!Thereisnodonat!Everythingisevenhere
| Server Information | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Features | – Community-Focused– Grief Protection– Mods: BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
| Why Join Us? | – Active and Diverse Players– Whitelisted Server for high-quality community– Events and Custom Resource Pack |
You can join us on Discord to get whitelisted and receive server information.
Yes, we host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. Stay tuned for announcements on Discord.
Yes, we accept submissions for custom items and rewards. If you have an idea, feel free to share it with us on Discord.
No, we have measures in place to protect builds from griefers. Griefing is not tolerated on our server.
🚫 Tired of political correctness? We got you covered! Say goodbye to being called sexist/racist/whatever for no reason! 😂
🤘 Rock on like the devil and play violent video games without judgment! Let your inner rebel shine! 🤟
🙏 Fixing the past to fit modern standards? Nah, throw that outdated stuff away! We embrace the chaos! 🤣
🔥 Classic puritan censorship is so last season, join us for a fresh take on freedom of expression! 🤩
🌐 Social media telling you what to say? Not here! Speak your mind and let the memes flow! 🤓
💥 Copyright laws got you down? Fair use laws are a joke, but our server is no laughing matter! Join us for some copyright chaos! 🤪
🈲 Chinese censorship affecting you? Not on our watch! We’re here to break down barriers and build bridges of creativity! 🌉
👊 Don’t be soft and whiny, join us and let your voice be heard! Complain about censorship while having a blast in our Minecraft world! 🎮
Join now for a crazy, zany, and totally uncensored experience! Let’s break the rules and have a blast together! 🎉
Ever had a girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, on our server, you won’t have to deal with that kind of drama! Leave the guilt trips and emotional rollercoasters behind as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.
Forget about being someone’s emergency contact in real life – on our server, the only emergency you’ll have to worry about is running out of diamonds! So join us today and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a girlfriend who thinks you’re “deaf” just because you didn’t answer the phone.