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GayCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, AHHHHHH, coming out, funny, GayCraft, humor, I’M GAY NOW, Identity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ humor, LGBTQ meme, LGBTQ pride, meme, Minecraft, NOOOOOOOOOO, pride, reaction, realization, Server, shock, viral

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	66
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	2169
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the unexpected happens at every turn! Join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re questioning your own identity! Who knew playing Minecraft could have such life-changing effects? But hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server. So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a whole new side of yourself…literally!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8955
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3486
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	35338	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Void Armor Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	6725
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Time Flies MC

flies, Time

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!