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CraftyCamaroonQueen
lol imagine a server where Brenda Biya’s same-sex relationship drama is the main plot line. like, you gotta help her navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with her love life. join this server for the ultimate drama and gossip, plus we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for extra fun. come join the chaos and see if you can help Brenda find true love in the pixelated world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious drama! -
HomoCraft: Love is Love
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret club for chickens who can rap!if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!
oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!
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CraftyRainbowPope
so, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, u join dis server and u be blessed by da minecraft gods themselves. dey be like, “yo, dis player be da chosen one, let dem build all da epic stuff.”an den, get dis, one time dis dude joined da server and he was like, “yo, i saw a creeper doin’ da macarena with a skeleton.” like, what?! dat be cray cray, man.
an anudda time, dis player found a secret dungeon wit diamond blocks for days. he be rollin’ in dem diamonds like a boss.
so, if u wanna be part of dis epic adventure, join dis server now! u be missin’ out on all da fun and craziness. come join us and be part of da legend!






