Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons while juggling TNT blocks. It’s a blast, literally!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a rainbow unicorn riding a llama while playing a harmonica. The possibilities are endless!
Picture this: you’re about to say “I do” to your pixelated partner when suddenly, a controversial conservative influencer crashes the wedding, spouting off ridiculous statements about block rights and trying to pass legislation to limit the rights of villagers. Will you stand up for your virtual LGBTQ+ friends or let chaos reign supreme?
With our server, you can roleplay wild wedding scenarios, confront entitled NPCs, and show off your open-mindedness in the face of pixelated adversity. Don’t miss out on the drama – join now and make your Minecraft wedding the talk of the block!
We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!
Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!
We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!
Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!
We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.
if u join this server, ur mental health will be, like, off the charts good. like, u will be happier than a pig in mud. we got therapists in the game who will give u virtual hugs and kisses to make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
plus, like, if u identify as LGBTQ+, this server is, like, the place to be. we got rainbows everywhere and pride parades every day. u will feel so loved and accepted, u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so, like, come join us on this magical minecraft journey. ur mental health will thank u, and u will have more fun than a llama at a disco party.
Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
mr.m4st.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Host | dontplaythisserver.com |
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| Website | https://www.azpbmd.com/ |
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Rules:
Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.
A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.
A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.
A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/
Join us and immerse yourself in the world of AI: Somnium Files 2 and Rain Code, where you’ll have to solve mind-bending puzzles and uncover the truth behind some seriously twisted plots. And who knows what the next big mystery game will be on our server? Maybe it’ll involve unicorns, aliens, and a talking potato!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown with the craziest mysteries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family, complete with pixelated children who will carry on your legacy for generations to come. Who needs a house and a spouse in the real world when you can have a blocky mansion and a Minecraft family instead?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a genetic success in the virtual world, where age is just a number and reproduction is as easy as placing a block. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft family dynasty!
Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with social cues and awkward situations. Our server is a safe space for you to just chill and have fun without any drama. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or harassed.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself without any judgment or pressure. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!