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CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	5737	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

WorkdayWonders Minecraft SMP

achievement, Best day at work, Career Growth, employee recognition, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, Minecraft, motivation, positive feedback, productivity, professional development, smp, Stress Management, success, team collaboration, Time management, work environment, work relationships, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration, WorkdayWonders, workplace culture

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ores Mined:	1060
Dragon Eggs Found:	9073	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.

Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.

DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

Ban, child-free lifestyle, ChildfreeCraft, children, controversy, cultural values, Family Planning, Government, legislation, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, parenting, personal freedom, policy, population control, Proposal, public opinion, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, traditional values

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Votes:	3803	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Russia is trying to ban child-free lifestyles? Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of real life and build a virtual world where you can be child-free all you want, then this server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even start a revolution against those pesky Russian lawmakers. Who needs kids when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight, amirite? So come on over and let’s show Russia that we don’t need their rules in our pixelated paradise!

MoscowMinecraftWars

Assassination, Colonel, crime, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence agencies, international news, investigation, Killed, military intelligence, Military operations, Moscow, MoscowMinecraftWars, murder, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, SECURITY, targeted killing, Ukraine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8749	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

AI assistance, ANALYZES, anger expression, anger management, behavioral analysis, Behavioral studies, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, communication skills, complex studies, data analysis, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Lab, professional behavior, professional environment, psychology research, Ragecraft, research assistance, research tools, researchers, workplace behavior, workplace dynamics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	8397	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

asleep, boringsmp, bucketable entities, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Enjoyable, Events, Fall, Features, Flat, house safe, Join, Land claiming, Mechanics, multiplayer, Plain, Seconds, Server, smp, spice up, Survival, Teleport, Tweaks, Vanilla, vanilla game, warp stones, Youll

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8883	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

baby, Minecraft, Server, weeks

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

animal, animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal rights activists, animal rights awareness, animal rights campaign, animal rights community, animal rights movement, animal rights organization, animal rights support, animal welfare, end animal rape, Minecraft, prevent animal rape, rape, related, smp, STOP, stop animal abuse, stop animal cruelty, stop animal exploitation, stop animal violence, Threads

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!