u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.
plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!
Join us if you want to experience a world where the pigs wear lipstick, the creepers have fabulous hairdos, and the zombies are all secretly aspiring drag queens. Our server is a place where you can let your inner diva shine and build the most glamorous pixelated creations imaginable.
But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night, and only the bravest and most stylish players are invited.
So come on, darling, join our Minecraft server and let your fabulousness run wild. Who knows, you may even become the reigning queen of the block!
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and of course, indulging in some steamy yuri romance with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground yuri cult that worships the goddess of love and rainbows. Rumor has it that if you join the cult, you’ll gain special powers like the ability to turn all your enemies into cute anime girls.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our soft yuri paradise and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way!
our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!
But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave! Our traps are so sneaky, they’ll have you falling into their traps over and over again. The femboys are so fierce, they’ll have you questioning your own masculinity. The trans players are so powerful, they’ll have you rethinking everything you thought you knew about gender. And the twinks? Well, let’s just say they’ll have you twinkling with delight as you explore our crazy world.
So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your own identity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your dream world while pondering life’s greatest mysteries, like why girl cock is so tantalizing to some players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to grant players unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So come on, join us for a laugh-out-loud good time and maybe even discover the true meaning behind the question that has baffled players for generations. See you in the game!
| Name | TotallyNotSuspicious |
|---|---|
| Established | 2018 |
| Season | Season 12 (hosted on 1.21) |
| Members | 350 server members, 550 total members |
Apply through the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
Yes, mini seasons are held to bridge the gaps between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes like space, magic, etc.
Discord is essential for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required to be whitelisted on the server, but there is also a Discord Member role available for chatting and breaks from playing.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Towny Plugin | Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment. |
| Origins Mod | Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle. |
| World Lore & Story | Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story. |
| Custom Content | Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey. |
| Cooking & Bakery System | Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes. |
| Optional PvP | Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration. |
| Optional Voice Chat | Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience. |
A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!
A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.
A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.
A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.
A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).
Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free
Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!
come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.
so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!
