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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5099 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
