LFAOOAOAOASODS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft

aggression, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, Destruction, footage, International, kyiv, KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft, Military, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4864
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

BigBrainCraft

Beliefs, BigBrainCraft, Body Sizes, Brain and Body Sizes, brain evolution, brain size, Centuries, Challenging, clarify, controversy, data collection, dataset, Evolution, Larger Animals, long-held beliefs, Proportion, Proportionally Bigger Brains, scientific research, scientists, species

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bait, bfe, collab discussion, cute boys, CuteBoysMC, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, genderbends, Gosling, grave rave, hornyposting, indie, Male, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, Server, shitposting, Stars, tribalfags, Ultimate, VT, Yumejoshi

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our Grave Rave Edition server is the place to be! We welcome all Stars, Niji, and Indie fans, as long as your male character is cute enough to hang with us.

Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!

Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!

OrcCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Charset., HOT Pot Edition, Minecraft, OP Template, Orc, OrcCraft, Platform, Randon General, randonneuring, Server, twitch, twitter, UTF-8., VOD Archive, Widgets

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so hot, it’s like playing Minecraft in a sauna! Your character will be sweating buckets while mining for diamonds.

2. We have a secret underground potluck party every Friday night where players bring their favorite dishes to share. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?

3. The server owner once tamed a creeper and now it follows them around like a pet. It’s the most explosive friendship you’ll ever see.

4. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant hot tub out of lava and had a pool party. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure you won’t find anywhere else!

FriendshipFails Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, Communication, Drama, ENDED, friendship, FriendshipFails, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, long tail tags, Minecraft, misunderstandings, odd, overreaction, pettiness, quirky, reasons, relationships, Ridiculous, Server, silly, Social, trivial

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of losing friends over silly reasons like not sharing your diamonds or accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing with friends!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build competitions, and the chance to prank your buddies with exploding chickens and hidden traps. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to laugh with and create unforgettable memories?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have your friends begging to be a part of your Minecraft crew once again!

MineCraftMania

MinecraftMania

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your blinged-out crib. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life!

BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!

accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.

WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.

SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	6975
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6494
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!