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HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Farms Harvested:	949
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8809
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mines Excavated:	1360	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!