so like, u know how canada and u.s. are like bffs but then trump was all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on metals from canada” and canada was like “oh no u didn’t” and now they’re gonna hit back with tariffs on like $29.8 billion worth of goods. it’s like a minecraft server where the players are countries and they’re all fighting over who has the best resources. join our server and see if you can negotiate your way out of a trade war or start a full-on economic battle with your friends. it’s gonna be epic, eh!
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Levy Walks Football Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we move like football teams in Lévy walks!!! we are like albatrosses foraging for diamonds and building epic bases together as one big brain!!! if you want to be part of a collective consciousness and move like a single person, then join us now!!! we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again, it’s a whole new level of teamwork and coordination!!! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join us today and be part of the Lévy walks madness!!! -
EhCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers throw the sickest parties.one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in under 10 seconds. another player tamed a zombie and now they’re best buds, going on adventures together and stuff.
we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. it’s guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and leather jackets.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

