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TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	3727
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	195	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	573	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Votes:	8492	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	85
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Potions Brewed:	101
Emeralds Found:	1686	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5994	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6429	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7627
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	1129
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!