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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 482 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Emeralds Found: | 7682 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!