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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3271 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 608 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.
u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.
so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?
