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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 689 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 467 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.
Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.
Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.
